Features
76 Nadine Velazquez
The My Name Is Earl sexpot dishes about crotchless panties, dressing up like a
maid, and Carmen Miranda headgear. We're not kidding.
54 Megan Fox
She's morphed from Transformers Temptress into the Hottest Chick on the Planet.
And we've got her sexiest shoot ever!
61 48 Hours in Las Vegas
Two Maxim scribes bravely embark on the greatest two days of their heretofore
miserable lives: gambling, girls, clubs, bars, pools, buffets, gun ranges, and
every other vice Sin City has to offer—all fearlessly experienced for your
reading pleasure.
84 I Mockthe Vote: The 2008 Election Quiz
Are you a hope-happy Obamatron or a 1 raging McCainiac? Find out with our utterly
definitive, caucus-crashing politics quiz! BY MIKE OLSON
86 Icon: Mark Wahlberg
The star of Max Payne on living next door to Jessica Simpson, Bahston accents,
and why you won't see him in a Prius. BY Michael RUFFINO
88 Diora Baird
From Wedding Crashers eye cand geek goddess in the next StarTrek movie, this flame-haired
hottie of the big screen's sexiest distractions,
94 To Live, Die, and Party in L.A.
HBO's Entourage takes its cues from a real -life subculture of struggling dudes
living together in a forever-young Hollyweird. We went undercover to see how they
really roll. BY MATT DIEHL Departments
18 Incoming
We give you two tickets to the (military) gun show, Ask Maxim pumps up your puny
brain with man-knowledge, and the return of our legendary Jokes page. It's so
funny you'll plotz!
27 Rated
Our definitive fall TV preview breaks down the best shows of the season, Shia
LaBeouf's last day on Earth, Ridley Scott's Body of Lies, and Ciara shows just
how sexy an R&B songbird can be.
37 Stuff
Drool over a $230,000 titanium super-bike, covet Kevin Dillon's classic Porsche
Spyder, ogle the finest flat-screens, and bunk down with the coolest camping gear
ever. Sweet!
47 Columns
We blow the whistle on the io teams dragging down the glorious tradition of college
football. Go, DeVry Tech Demons! Also: Why your girlfriend may be stepping out
on you.
120 Decider
President Bush has only a few months left in office, but that doesn't mean we
can't turn another sovereign nation into a fine red, white, and blue mist. Who
should we invade next? Style
100 Straighten that tie, mister!
Style DapperTV dudes Zachary Quinto, Neil Patrick Harris, Linus Roache, Zachary
Levi, Matthew Rhys, and DaMian Lewis get fashionable forfall.
