Features
68 Stacy Keibler
The planet's hottest wrestler turned TV dancing queen is usingthose 42-inch stems
to kick-start an acting career. Even better, she sells her panties on eBay...Seriously!
79 The Maxim RPM Awards
We give props to 2009's most fearsome muscle cars, fastest dream machines, and
wildest concept rides. Screw the speed limit, 'cuz this auto-erotic extravaganza
will burn rubber right through your brain!
96 30 Reasons to Give Thanks
Watching sports in HD, the undisputed joys of David-hasselhoff-actor">David Hasselhoff, cooked pigs, and
nip slips, and 26 other things to be grateful for this Thanksgiving. Make like
a turkey and gobble up this list!
98 Seth Rogen, Hollywood Sex God
The schlub-tastic star of Zack and Miri Make a Porno comes clean about his love
of popcorn flicks—really—and how he became Tinseltown's unlikeliest
leading man.
BY LOGAN HILL
104 Audrina Patridge
The breakout babe on MTV's The Hills dishes on the paparazzi and life with "L.C."
You could care less, you say? Well, luckily she also peels down for her most sizzling
bikini shoot ever. BY PATRICK CARONE
110 Can Oliver Stone Rock the Vote?
The controversial director of the hotly anticipated Bush biopic W. talkswine,
women, and politics, and takes a tongue-lashing from our fearless scribe's Republican
mom. BY Charlie LeDuff Departments
16 Letters
We eat some delicious humble pie (in chart form) and endure another heaping helping
of your props and pans!
20 Incoming
Daily Show funnyman Rob Riggle deftly analyzes the presidential candidates, and
Bar Refaeli blinds us with beauty!
35 Rated Daniel Craig is lethally good in the new Bond movie, Quantum of Solace. Plus:
We go gamer ga-ga over Gears of War 2.
47 Stuff
The hottest home recording studio gear, the sharpest electric knives, and the
Blowiest fluorescent furniture!
57 Columns
Tumblrtitan David Karp on making millions online, theworld's deadliest motor sport,
and pickup tricks that work!
117 Expert
You don't have to be president to Swift Boat your hated office rivals—we're
taking dirty political tricks corporate!
124 Style
Nextel Cup winner Jimmie Johnson trades in his NASCAR jumpsuit for some seriously
smooth threads, and we bundle up with killer cold-weather duds.
144 The Decider
Hey, tough guy, just who exactly doyou think you are? Find out with Noyem. ber's
extremely judgmental quiz.
