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62 Selita Ebanks
What's the preferred panty style of a Victoria's Secret model? You're about to
find out.
BY MIKE DAWSON
68 Sixteen Animals We Wish Were Extinct
Yup, we anxiously await your angry letters, PETA!
BY NICK LEFTLEY
70 Born Cross-Eyed!
Comedian David Cross: "There's no Arrested Development movie." Sorry,
everyone!
BY JOSH EELLS
78 Amber Plays Hard
Former Hometown Hottie Amber Lancaster makes good on TV's Hard Times of RJ Berger.
BY PATRICK CARONE
86 Icon: Ridley Scott
The Robin Hood and Alien director on men giving birth to monsters and how annoying
Harrison Ford really is.
BY MIKE OLSON
88 Square Root of Sexy
Math whiz and Wonder Years crush Danica McKellar.
BY PATRICK CARONE
92 We Like to Watch
3D, Internet, and every other crazy upgrade coming to a TV near you explained.
102 ONE TREE THRILL
One Tree Hill's Jana Kramer only plays a bad girl on TV.
BY JESSE BRUKMAN
106 M*A*S*H Elevation: 10,000 Feet
Drop into Afghanistan with the war's elite medics. Parachute not included. DEPARTMENTS
8 Letters
Your usual praise (mostly for the pretty Alice Eve) and put-downs (mostly for
pretty much everything else).
15 Circus Maximus
Our guide to flopfest 2010 (a.k.a. soccer's World Cup), the biggest little town
in China, and Ask Maxim solves your creepy conundrums.
15 ChristIan Serratos
We now have photographic evidence: She's hot enough to make watching Twilight
bearable.
32 Rated
A-Team star Sharlto Copley explains why all remakes don't have to suck! Then Fox's
The Good Guys and IFC's Whitest Kids U'Know try to get us giggling.
43 Stuff
Dale Earnhardt Jr. shows off his sick '67 Camaro. And, fine, if you're going to
play the "other" football, here's how to look good doing it.
51 Columns
Horny women at weddings? Not a myth! Is ballet harder training than MMA? Quite
possibly! And can Aziz Ansari cook pig's ears? Maybe!
114 Style
Check your head with our tips on doin' your 'do right.
134 Twenty-Four Hours to Live
Acerbic comic Denis Leary admits to a dual identity and other deathbed confessions.
