FEATURES
58 Lindsay Lohan
Just days before her bad day in court, Lindsay posed for our camera. See the incredible
results here.
66 The Wide World of Crazy
Eight countries so wacked they make us look normal! (Almost.)
BY NICK LEFTLEY
69 Clash of the Titans
You may now remove your head from the oven: The NFL season is finally back, and
so is our annual bonecrushing preview! Plus: cheerleaders on trampolines!
84 Icon: Bill Maher
The Real Time host opens up on Jon Stewart and death threats.
BY Maria FONTOURA
86 Wet Hot American Stunner
Introducing the newest Victoria's Secret Angel: Kylie Bisutti!
BY MIKE DAWSON
90 Up in the Air: The High-Flying Life of Rob Dyrdek
Hang with the skateboard phenom turned business genius frontman of MTV's Fantasy
Factory.
BY JOSH EELLS DEPARTMENTS
12 Letters
Intern Steve faces a professional racecar driver, and we face your angry missives!
We're so brave!
14 Circus Maximus
Examine our brief history of fraternity hazing, our ultimate guide to revenge,
and Kacey Barnfield's exquisite exterior!
31 Rated
Nintendo's Metroid: Other M shares the spotlight with Modern Family and super-duper
supermodel Brooklyn Decker!
41 Stuff
Two-wheeled wonder the MV Augusta M4 tears up the road and our pages. Also, our
grab bag of the best gear of the season, and how to give the gift of music (with
things!).
53 Columns
Terrible sex tips from women's mags tested. Ouch! The worst college football teams
in America anointed. Double ouch!
96 Style
Six classic looks updated for fall.
112 Twenty-Four Hours to Live
The Expendables star and UFC Hall of Famer Randy Couture reveals some final fighting
thoughts.
