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64 Anna Kournikova
The reason God invented tennis is back, in Maxim 3-D.
By David Swanson
72 Welcome to the Brawl House
Knuckle up behind the scenes of Spike TV's Ultimate Fighter.
BY DAVY ROTHBART
78 Beauty of the Beats
Sexy R&B queen Clara is music to our ears (and eyes).
BY MIKE DAWSON
82 The Future of the Tube
A scary look into what's coming down the TV pike.
BY Michael BRUMM
84 Icon: Jimmy Kimmel
The funniest man in late night opens up on getting beat up as a child (he totally
deserved it).
BY DAN BOVA
86 Get Pucked Up!
Twenty teeth-rattling reasons why the NHL kicks ass.
90 Future Fantasy
If you guessed that Caprica's Alessandra Torresani spends weekends on her roof
in pasties, you would be right!
BY MIKE DAWSON
92 Bull's-Eyes and Beers
For $220 a day in Arizona, you too can become a certified sniper.
BY STINSON CARTER DEPARTMENTS
12 Letters
We get twisted with Dee Snider, and readers get bitchin' about the biggest bitches
in sports.
14 Circus Maximus
Sports "decisions" even more brutal than LeBron's, forbidden Iranian
hairdos, and The World Champion teaches you how to eff up Big Foot.
35 Rated
Hell, yes. Halo is back! Plus, our fearless fall TV preview and fact-checking
the Facebook flick.
47 Stuff
October's toughest toys: trailgating gear, a Lego motorcycle, and one seriously
sexy leaf blower.
62 Fantasy Island
Get her on board with your craziest desires (the ones not involving small woodland
creatures).
98 Style
The best of fall fashion, starring TV's most stylish dudes, including handsome
bastards from House M.D., Parks and Recreation, and Community.
116 24 Hours to Live
Ever wonder what funnyman Craig Robinson's final performance would be? Well, there's
ball licking involved.
