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48 KELLYMANIA
WWE DIVA Kelly Kelly GETS OUR HEARTS IN A HEADLOCK! by STEPHANIE RADVAN
52 THE RAMBO OF THE NFL
PRO BOWLER Jared Allen GETS YOU VIKING STRONG—WITHOUT THE GYM. by Maria
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60 PERFECT 10
Say hello to your Hometown Hotties finalists. 62 GROUPON'S FUNNY BUSINESS Meet the clowns in charge of the $10 billion site. by NICOLE FREHSEE 66 DREAM GIRL Hannah Simone is the other beautiful, brainy New Girl. by SETH PORGES 70 ICON: CHRIS MARTIN Cold play's singer once punched a desk. He's tough! by JOE LEVY 72 KNUCKLE UP! Inside Miami's brutal backyard fight league. by DAVY ROTHBART
78 IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE Leilani-dowding-porn-star">Leilani Dowding heats up Tough Love: Miami by STEPHANIE RADVAN
80 THE COUCH-MA SUTRA
Fourteen ways make your ass feel good! by DAN BOVA
82 IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S SUPER SHAQ!
We give the NBA retiree $848. by DAN BOVA DEPARTMENTS
14 LETTERS
Poetry poured in for Yvonne Strahovski, and we get schooled by a lesbian.
19 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Warm up with winter . cocktails, chop down your own Christmas tree, and meet our newest office assistant.
37 RATED
The Muppets get nasty! Plus: boxes full of rock, and we get the inside scoop on Mission: Impossible—Ghost Protocol.
45 COLUMNS
Give your girl what she really wants this Christmas—in the bedroom. As far as actual gifts go, you're on your own.
88 24 HOURS TO LIVE
Celebrity chef and The Layover star Anthony Bourdain dishes on his final meal.
