Features 54 LEAVE THE PUCK, TAKE THE CANNOLI How'd the Stanley Cup champs blow our $848? by EDITH ZIMMERMAN 58 LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S ABBY ELLIOTT! The SNL stunner ships down. by David SWANSON
70 READER'S CHOICE
Dominique Storelli is your 2011 Hometown Hotties champ! by STEPHANIE RADVAN
74 THIS MASTERPIECE IS A FAKE!
Meet the world's weirdest forger. by JESSE HYDE
80 SUMMER DREAMS
Jessica Rafalowski warms you up! by STEPHANIE RADVAN
84 ICON: SHAUN WHITE
The snowboard icing on music, movies, and all those gold medals. by David SWANSON
86 PLAYING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS WITH PORN STARS
Are you ready to roll the dice? by DAVY ROTHBART
46 JWOWW
JENNI FARLEY IS BACK AND READY TO RULE THE SHORE.
by PATRICK CARONE
62 REBOOT YOUR LIFE
NEW YEAR'S WAS FUN. NOW GET OFF YOUR FAT HUNG-OVER ASS AND PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
WITH OUR GREAT GUIDE TO BECOMING BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER! Dept.
6 LETTERS
Jessica Gomes gets a thumbs up. Our research department gets a thumbs down.
11 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Party in San Diego, meet our sexy happy hour coordinator, and scope out the college
bowl games.
27 RATED
The Black Keys are back! Plus, the best and worst of the Star Wars universe.
34 STUFF
The Top Gear guys build classic Hollywood cars, and we find an unbreakable pair
of headphones.
44 FOOD
Get an in-depth tour of the place where snacks are born: Snaxpo!
92 STYLE
The season's best ski slope gear.
100 24 HOURS TO LIVE
Contraband star Ben Foster breaks the law on his last day.
