Features
56 THE SEXIEST THINGS IN AMERICA! The most lust-inducing women, beaches, breakfasts, and data-storage devices from
sea to scorching sea.
56 DOMINIQUE STORELLI
OUR HOMETOWN HOTTIE SHOWS HER STARS AND STRIPES. by STEPHANIE RADVAN
64 ICON: Dustin Hoffman
On his new HBO series, Luck, and showering with Robert Duvall. by STEPHANIE RADVAN
66 365 BEERS IN ONE DAY!
We taste-tested a mountain of canned brews and regret nothing! Mostly. by SETH
PORGES AND STEPHANIE RADVAN
72 SEXY FUN!
The girls of Project X want to string you up! by JULIAN STERN
76 YE OLDE NEWSSTAND
Look at the lost treasures we found! by NICK LEPTLEY
78 TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
Rear naked chokes, porn stars, and face-pounding violence. Is there anything not to love about MMA? by MATT CAPUTO AND STEPHANIE RADVAN
84 TWIN TURBOS Hitch a ride with Angela and Amber Cope, the hottest sisters in
NASCAR. by STEPHANIE RADVAN
88 LONG ISLAND MURDER Mystery
The disturbing—and unsolved—case of a blood-thirsty serial killer.
by David SWANSON Dept.
44 SPRING BOARD
WARM WEATHER IS A-COMING, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: NUDE SKYDIVING! ALSO,
CHECKING OUT THE FRESHEST SHIRTS, KICKS, BAGS, AND SUNGLASSES OF THE SEASON. BUT
NUDE SKYDIVING FIRST, YOU GUYS!
12 LETTERS
Readers tell us we're amazing and other magazines are inferior. We agree completely.
15 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Explosive drinks, Maxim's alternative Oscar selections, Moe Szyslak's lies, and
actors who don't act their age. Plus: Monkeys, milkshakes, and Mass Effect 3 potentially
ruining your life.
35 STUFF
We cruise for donuts in a souped-up cop car with Steve Guttenberg, put some compact.
SLR cameras to the test, and roll out on a luxe amphibious yacht. All in all,
we've been pretty busy this month.
51 HOT SAUCE
Maxim's newest employee shows us the true meaning of dirty business, and we hit
Miami to find the most beautiful girls in town.