SPECIAL FEATURES 38 Death on the Day of Love: The St Valentine's Day massacre
R Hudson-Smith
48 Classic Come-backs: Witty rejoinders retold
Brian O'Hanlon
62 Welcome Bach: Welsh narrow-Gauge railways restored
Andrew Morland
79 The Modern Ms: What today's girls get up to
Ronald Cobb
112 Carrie: A fall leaves our stripgirl with mud in her eye
Steve Kingston GIRLS 12 Kirsten: What an au-pair!
Christer Lundin
28 Julia: Our barest Brummie
Ed Alexander
41 Beth: Sweet and sour: she's learning Chinese cookery
Mario Marnoto
51 Helena: This auctioneer's assistant's got quite a lot
Ed Alexander
68 Sophia: One of the merry women who set Nottingham a quiver
Roy Brewington
84 Lesley: Admire her software
John Allum
100 Emma: Continually engaged: our nudest telephonist Donald Milne HUMOUR 19 Police, Please Me: Boys-in-blue cartooned
Peter Maddocks
81 Gentlemen, That Reminds Me: Our round-up of your choice jokes INFORMERS
76 Motoring: Luxuriant Lagonda
William Boddy
91 Quest: Abstinence in men FICTION
16 The Eyes of a Killer: When an air ace is shot down by love
Leigh Vance READER SERVICES
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10 Letters
22 Book Society
26 Back Numbers
83 Film Club
98 Subscription Details
98 Binder Offer
107 Calendar Offer CRITICS
23 Films, Discs