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93 Smoking? I'm not Stubbing It Out: How the no-smoking lobby make me fume
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112 Carrie: The PT team gets worked up over Carrie's work-out
Steve Kingston GIRLS
8 Nina: Our sizzling covergirl
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16 Michelle: The Channel Islander out of her Jersey! Michael Moore
35 Melissa: Topping! It's the hot spicy one from the pizza bar
John Allum
51 Jane: Meet the nanny who's game for anything
Jean Rougeron
71 Busting Loose: Filming Britain's biggest, bounciest boobs for video
94 Debbie: Bold as brass, the beauty from Brighouse
Ed Alexander
105 Penny: How novel! Meet our prettiest short story writer
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27 Sex Tecs: A cartoonist's view of private eyes
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79 Need To Borrow £2,000? How to handle your bank manager
A J Clark
101 Gentlemen, That Reminds Me: Our round-up of your choice jokes INFORMERS
62 Motoring: Gordon-Keebles
William Boddy
83 Quest: Ladies who love men's bottoms, part 2 FICTION
22 Mr Gumboots: Virgin and the gipsy
Ken Warris SPECIAL OFFERS
78 Basque and Lingerie
81 Mayair maids on video
92 Mayfair's Diver's Watches
100 Subscription Details
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111 Best of Mayfair READER SERVICES
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30 Book Society
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90 Binders CRITICS
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