WHERE IT'S AT 4 Mayfair Male
Play golf with our knackers and call us Hermione — some more of your lascivious letters! What's on the agenda this month? Well, SEX does feature quite prominently...
12 Celebrity Sizzlers
Allow us to invite you to a private viewing of some of the finest pairs of tits
on Earth. Molly Ringwald, Elle MacPherson, Holly Hunter, JoAnna Lumley and Marina Sirtis!
14 24 Hours From Ulcers
Become the undisputed king of bar room bores by going on a day-long drinking spree with the help of our handy rubric of intoxication. Get those liver salts ready!
22 Canoe Dig II?
One of the oldest forms of transport in the world can also be one of the most
exciting sports. Stick your oar in and there'll be white stuff spraying before you know it!
24 Put On The Red Light!
Not that we're implying that porn starlet Roxanne Hall is a woman of easy virtue or anything! Which is a shame, 'cos when we tried it on, she was having none of it!
32 A-Z Of The SAS
They're big, they're brawny and if you get in their way, they'll blow you to buggery.
You'll be glad to find out that your taxes pay for them to drive round in dune buggies, too.
42 Scene From Mayfair
'Quite simply the best entertainment pages available in any men's magazine'. That's
the official verdict of our respected Sub-Ed, and he should know, 'cos he wrote most of it!
54 Object Of Desire
Is it a bird? No. Is it a plane? Damn, you got it right in only two guesses! Powerful as a large hairdryer, spacious as a seagull's back passage, this is a very small aircraft indeed.
62 In Glorious Pornocolour
We give you the definitive rundown on the top ten sex movies of all time, so you
too can pretend you've seen each one of them a dozen times and even know the plots!
70 Quest
One's a wank, two's straight sex, but when the bod-o-meter rises above three, you're in the realms of an orgy. Some of our most accomodating female readers tell all!
98 Next Month
What's coming soon? Everyone, hopefully. But in the meantime, this'll keep you
busy... PICTORIALS
5 KiaNNA
15 Claire Cass
25 PAT
35 Karen White
47 POSTER POSERS!
DIANA VON LAAR & JADE
55 JENNA
64 KOBE
74 MARCI
