WHERE IT'S AT 4 Mayfair Male
They are hot, they are horny, and when you lay eyes on them, you'll be amazed
— but enough about the stamps on your letters — what you actually
wrote ain't bad either!
14 Foxxx-y Lady!
Puerto Rico may not be famous for much more than coffee, boxers and its diminishing
role in the world's copper market, but that's all about to change thanks to Shyla
Foxxx and her amazing 40-inch boobs. Ay ay ay!
22 Toeing The Line
Can't even afford a decent pair of shoes? Never mind, because you can still be
one of the flashiest gits around. Simply tie yourself to the back of a speedboat
and — hey flicking presto! — instant international sex appeal!
30 The Oval Teamies
Never falling foul of the heinous vice of understatement, our American cousins
are busy building obscenely poweful cars and racing them round and round for hours
on end just for fun. Bloody good idea!
42 Scene From Mayfair
How can five and a half pages of printed matter contain so much? By chopping everything
in half and cutting out all the wanky waffle writers insist on sending us?
54 Celebrity Sizzlers!
What is it about seeing a famous woman's tits that is so special? They look like
any others, don't they? But enough of this philosophising - get 'em out for the
lads!
56 You Fat Bastard!
Harley-Davidsonofabitch! — as the immortal Mr Serge Gainsbourg said. Subsisting
on a diet of lard, cakes and beer, the Harley Fat Boy delivers truly awesome four-stroke
farts.
64 Young's At Heart
They said it couldn't be done, so we did it! We organised a genuine piss-up in
a brewery, not because we wanted to quaff loads of free booze, but because we
thought our loyal readers might find it interesting.
70 Quest
We asked our women readers what they did, what they liked and what they wanted
when it came to woleplay, er, we mean roleplay. And they came up with some horny
answers worthy of a BAFTA nomination!
98 Next Month
Just think, this time next month you'll be looking back on what you're looking
forward to when you read this page! Sort of thing. PICTORIALS
5 Gabriella
15 KAREN
24 MONIKA
33 MARY & TESS
47 POSTER POSER!
RACHEL
57 Claire Cass
65 ROXANNE
74 TINA
