Where It's At ... 4 MAYFAIR MALE We planned to ask Christopher Biggins to 'guest edit' the letters section this
issue — but then some bright spark pointed out that he was a lard-arsed
has-been. Doh!
14 EXTREME SPORTS
We've got a right nutter from down under to enthrall and entertain you this issue.
He calls himself The Kangaroo Kid, rides a
big fuck-off quad and, yep, he's barking!
16 SEX QUIZ
Are you a 'Super Stud' or a 'Stupid Sod?' Only Warwick Hunt knows the answer!
The rest of this bit was all going to rhyme,
But we didn't want to use the word 'dancer!'
24 TERROR AT 13,000 FEET
The soft, pillow-like folds were clearly visible down between his muscular calves,
thrusting up to meet him with wanton abandon. Paragliders, eh? Weird bunch.
34 PORN STAR INTERVIEW
This issue we talked to hard-core porn star Caressa Savage — and found her
to be an ill-mannered young lady: she conducted
the entire interview with her mouth full...
42 SCENE FROM MAYFAIR
Our usual eclectic mix of awesome erudite entertainment for the discerning reader
—or, to put it another way, all the crap bits
we laugh at down the pub at lunchtime.
46 ULRIKA'S KNOCK-KAS! Ulrika Jonsson. In Mauritius. With her norks out. What more can we say...?
54 CELEBRITY SIZZLERS
And on the conveyor-belt tonight we have... Isabelle Adjani... Patsy Kensit...
Sigourney Weaver... A Cuddly Toy... Kate Winslet... Natasha Richardson
62 OBJECT OF DESIRE
Imagine standing on top of a 1000cc jet engine floating just below the surface
of the ocean — then opening up the throttle for a full-bore chonk out to
sea. Oh yeah!
70 QUEST
The topic is porn films — the action is HOT!
98 NEXT MONTH
Oh look, just buy it, okay? Well? Go on! PICTORIALS
5 Silvia
17 Claire
27 Adriana
35 Monika
47 Anita
56 Teresa
63 Sarah & Leesa
74 Claudia
