PICTORIALS
5 Sandy
14 Leesa
25 Silvia Saint
33 Josie
45 Poster Poser- Susan
57 Monika & Adrianna
63 Anita
74 Nicolette WHERE IT'S AT
4 MAYFAIR MALE
Dear Mayfair,
I've been shagging women in their fAnnies and everything. No, honest I have!
Total strangers some of them, too. With big tits an'all. In fact, here's a letter
all about it...
12 EXTREME SPORTS
'I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride it... over a huge cliff in a knackering mountain bike time trial.'
22 SPECIAL FARCES
Special Forces? Special needs more like. These remedial recruits aren't a patch
on our brave SAS soldiers, so laugh along with us as we discover just how shite
they are.
32 AS HARD AS THEY CUM!
Cor! It's a horny lass who gets filmed while on the job. Yes, it's Tabitha Stevens,
a newcumer of the skin-flick industry, using fine words like 'tight', 'bum',
'yes' and 'mmph!'
40 SCENE FROM MAYFAIR
The Bric-a-brac store of the magazine industry, our 'Scene From...' section
scours every crack and cranny for novelty items and news stories tenuously linked
to humping, pumping and Cupping.
54 CELEBRITY SIZZLERS
Five Go Starkers At The Movies! Not exactly Enid Blyton, we'll grant you —
in fact, it's more like Salma Hayek, Madeline Stowe, lone Skye, Sadie Frost
and Jenny Agutter. Who all have nicer boobs than Enid anyway.
56 ONE FOR THE LADIES!
Mayfair isn't just about sexy women stripping off, we also cater for our female
readers as proven in this article. Which is about women — and us trying
to pull them.
62 HERE KITTY, KITTY!
All that Airfix glue, pots of Humbrol paint, and reams of stickers with different
RAF logos on them — why did we waste our precious pocket money on model
kits? We should have been saving for this all along!
70 QUEST
'Don't talk with your mouth full' says the law of etiquette. 'Just talk about
it afterwards, telling everyone about what filthy antics you and your cakehole
get up to.' Quest spits the truth in your eye.
98 NEXT MONTH
You haven't even read this one yet, have you? And already you're looking at
who's appearing next issue. Huh, what d'ya think this is? A porno mag or something?
