WHERE IT'S AT
4 Mayfair Male
There are some things you can only say in a letter. Some things you can only address
using the power of the written word, like fucking, sucking and soapy tit wanks!
12 Extreme Sports
What better way to spend your holidays than risking death by clambering around
rocks and throwing yourself off waterfalls? Yes, we can think of many better ways,
but this lot can't get enough of 'Canyoning'!
20 Swift Swallows!
Actually, porn star goddess Stephanie Swift does a lot more than swallow. She
fucks on film like one of the best and so we decided to ask just what makes her
tick... suck, gobble, blow, pump, bang, finger, etc...
28 Up In Smoke
You might feel pleased, you might feel like crying, but whatever your opinion
see what happens when lots of dope is rounded up in a field and destroyed in a
big fire. Yep, it's criminal alright, absolutely fucking criminal!
31 The Poll Vault
In issue 33/03 we asked you to decide which six girls out of a very dirty dozen
should appear in this here copy of Mayfair. The results are finally in, so without
further delay we're pleased to announce the winners are...
44 Celebrity Sizzlers
We're not telling you which naked famous people we've got lined up this month.
No we're not! Go on then, make us. See, we're not sayin' nuthin! They're all lovely,
though. And famous. And not wearing very much.
52 Object Of Desire
Everybody likes music. Be it classical, jazz, funk or industrial hardcore noise,
and the best way to enjoy music is not to get bigger ears but to purchase one
of these powerful stereo systems... the almighty Denon!
60 Scene From Mayfair
Our monthly review of all the latest (and often really old) products to be sent
into Mayfair towers, including news, interviews and weird jokes you won't understand
or find funny. It's time to greet the weirdest part of Mayfair — it's Mr.
Scene! Hello!
90 Quest
There's always something sexually alluring about neighbours. Unless, that is,
they happen to be two old people called Mr and Mrs Gough who always kick up a
fuss every time you run around their fields with a dog. Still, they're not in
Quest so who cares? PICTORIALS
5 Dill
14 Sammy & Josie
21 Lydia
46 Veronica
53 Nicola
60 Caprice!
65 Monique
94 Eva
