WHERE IT'S AT 4 Mayfair Male
If you're going to put yourself about a bit, make sure you put pen to paper soon
after and tell us all the horny details. Your shag could be shared with over 300,000
people!
12 Extreme Sports
Another month and another new extreme sport to say, "Fuck my eyes, that sport
looks mental!" to. This ish we take a peek at Jetsprinting, the sport where
ripping around a river on a speedboat is eagerly encouraged
20 Summer In The City
The British summer seemed to arrive and then disappear again in a day, but not
every country was as shitty as ours. Here's what you could see in cities around
the world — not just the sun, but gorgeous women too!
30 Celebrity Sizzlers
We were sent a letter complimenting us on our shots of nude celebs, and so as
an extra special surprise we've taken out all the stops. This month's line-up
includes Hilda Ogden, Mrs Thatcher and Emu.What a treat, eh?
32 See Us On The Net
Every issue one of our hot 'n' horny maidens performs a special strip just for
those of you with Internet access! Ha, and some people reckon the Net has nothing
to offer
38 Scene From
The latest stories, the hottest gossip, the best pictures, some shit stuff and
other bits not even we care about — it's our news section called `Scene'
that gets right into the heart of sex central with a plastic spoon!
52 Comics Trip!
We actually received a letter about our 'Mad Cows' cartoon strip, so we thought
we'd celebrate the fact by producing a new, equally pointless one. Without the
cows!
60 Object Of Desire
We were once told by a wrong old man that materialism is a one-way ticket to hell.
And you know what, maybe it is. And if we get to go to hell in a gold Rolls Royce,
old man, we'll be laughing all the way into the fire!
90 Quest
Sport isn't for everybody. It should be though, because being fit gives you added
sexual stamina to last well into next week. We asked our female readers about
sport and sex. And do you know — they told all!
98 Next Month
We'll give you one guess as to what we've got lined up for next issue. Yep, lots
of sex! PICTORIALS
5 Adele
13 Zoe
23 Claire
33 Gilena
43 Tamara Noon
53 Veronica Zemanova
61 Dill
94 Rachel