PICTORIALS
5 Julia 13 Tanya
21 Veronica
31 Maria
43 Sasha & Demi
54 Cover Cutie! Jenna
61 Patricia
94 Amber WHERE IT'S AT
4 Mayfair Male
Letters about people having sex, letters from people who want sex, letters from
dodgy foreigners and letters from complete nutters; oh yes, we get them all here!
Wanna read?
12 Extreme Sports
What is Hydrospeed? It's the fancy name given to a sport which basically consists
of floating down a river on a bit of plastic. Not exciting? Not extreme? It fucking
well is!
20 Santa's X-Rated Xmas
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, and coz we can get away with murder
we've put together a seasonal cartoon complete with Santa, naked women and a ridiculous
amount of swearing.
28 Girls `N' Guns
Put your hands in the air, your trousers on the floor, and make way for a line-up
of gorgeous women with dangerous good looks and dangerous weapons. Get your fingers
on your triggers and get ready to shoot!
38 Scene From...
Christmas time, mistletoe and. wanking! Yes, it's our seasonal look at all things
news where we dissect the latest products on offer while revealing the startling
truth that Christmas is shit and always has been.
52 Celebrity Sizzlers!
Some people are desperate for fame. They're positively gagging for it. It's not
because of the money, it's not because of the attention, it's because they want
to be seen naked in Mayfair! And can you blame them?
52 See Us On The Net
Forget sitting in front of the fire watching the Birds OfAFeather christmas special,
you want to be sat in front of a computer gazing at a Mayfair maiden performing
a yuletide strip. Here's how to log on, and wack off!
60 Object Of Desire
As hard as it is to believe, some people have got so much money they can actually
afford to shit on gold! Take a look at the toilet that millionaires like to splash
out on — if they neglect to prop the seat up first, that is.
90 Quest
Is sex better at Christmas? We talked to four of our female readers about seasonal
shagging and put their answers inside home-made crackers. So let's pull 'ern!
98 Next Year
And now it's time to party like it's 1999. Hang on, it is 1999! Cool! New crumpet!
