REGULARS 4 Mayfair Male
We asked the bloke who delivers our mail if he had any idea what was in his sack
each day, and do you know what he said? 'Don't be so fucking cheeky!'
38 Scene From Mayfair
Our news and reviews section just gets madder every issue - just check out our
'Box Of The Non Bizarre' bit if you don't believe us...
42 Decades Of Decadence
Have you ever wondered what your dads were getting their rocks off over thirty
years ago? No, neither have we. Still, the answers are all here!
60 Celebrity Sizzlers
There's a star man, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and see us, but... we never feature men in our Celebrity Sizzlers column. The silly old sod.
90 Quest
Get out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans. Then, when you're done with the washing up, why not suck on a big fat juicy cock? Mm! THE GIRLS
Have you ever seen a gorgeous girl getting ever fucked bandy with an empty champagne bottle? We have. And what's more, we've got the pictures to prove it! Yes, juicy Jackie, and lovely Liz [below] really went at it during their first lezzie photoshoot - honestly, you had to see it to believe it! — so now we're planning to do a few more a shot alcohol related sets for future editions. Lovely bubbly!
5 Anastasia
13 Nikki & Jennifer
23 Sofia
31 Marian
43 Jackie & Liz
55 Peggy
62 Sarah Cooper
66 Samantha
94 Penny FEATURES
12 Kylie Minogue
When an undercover snapper showed us his Kvlie shots, we where so quick to whip
out our cheque book we hurt our wrists!
20 Porn In The UK
Okay, so this issue our featured hard-core pornographer isn't actually from the UK - but he was over here to peddle his smut, so surely that counts!
30 Drink Your Milk!
Milk often comes in pints, and so did we when we saw these shots of two young
Scandinavian chicks lapping up the creamy white stuff by the gallon!
52 Lead In Your Pencil
We've never seen a boner in The Beano, and there ain't no fanny in The Dandy.
These foreign comic books are different, though. Very fucking different!
