12 Blah!
Your absurd letters
Mondo Weirdo
The craziest stories you ever did hear in your whole darned life
13 Legend Of Lust
Denise Van Outen — snap, crackle and pop of the morning!
20 Machines
Our cameras never lie
30 Nerd
The 10 websites guaranteed to get your modem runnin'!
38 Test Bay
Battle of the snacks
Classic
A look at, like, groovy porn from the past, man
Totty Trump
It's V-V-Veronica's turn
44 Survival Kit
How to get totally smashed and live to tell the slurred tale
57 Perv!
Where we make fun of people because we feel so inadequate
Tipsheet
Is it any good? Let us be the [very poor] judges...
63 Private Parts
Page after page of explicit sex stories — and they're all true!
64 Your Page
The hottest one yet
68 My Confession
A nice young lady describes getting well and truly rodgered
92 Next Month
A sneaky peeky into the future
