7 MAIL
A resourceful reader translates our February centerfold into type art. More.
13 OPENERS
Foolproofing the obscene phone call, cameling the Sahara, odds and ends.
25 REVUE
Kael lost it at the movies; D. Keith Mano found it stuck to the bottom of his
seat.
30 I, JODOROWSKY by Patrick Carr
The world's weirdest filmmaker remembers chicken slaughter and sees God in a
Big Mac.
34 Fiona Lewis
A pretty girl develops a case of the revolutionary itch— and scratches
it.
40 THE PHONE FREAKS' LAST STAND by Rod Blue
Are they the logical rejoinder to Metacorp, or just a bunch of staticheads?
No matter. A. T. & T. isn't wasting any more time being reasonable about
them.
44 DANCING CLOTHES
Lurex bathing suits and studded denims: it's Fifties Revival garb. Put out a
bowl of popcorn and turn up the radio; these clothes will start dancing without
any help from you.
50 FULL-STEAM EDDY by Charles Parmiter
His bike has neither brakes nor gears. Sometimes his groin bleeds where it rubs
against the saddle. His earnings are estimated at half a million dollars a year.
53 WILDFLOWER SUN
Marie Ekkore gives her measurements only in centimeters. Raw figures don't matter.
Ratios do.
62 CONVERSATION WITH Diana Rigg by Michael Kustow
She wants children, but she doesn't want marriage. She likes relationships,
but she prefers to be alone. Emma Peel of The Avengers is about to take on a
Hollywood TV sitcom.
66 OUI'S HEAVY 20
Heiresses and society girls, the world's most eligible bachelorettes. Pretty,
too. Unfortunately, you're never going to get much closer to them than this.
68 FACE-TO-FACE WITH THE GOAT GOD
The doors of perception swing both ways. William Burroughs and Craig Karpel
see God.
71 FRENCH POSTCARDS
No, not the Eiffel Tower: the adult, sexy kind.
76 DE EMPEROR OF ICE CREAM
by Gregory Hayes Melt, baby, melt.
79 EXTANT MONSTERS
Right here in North America. That's extant, not extinct.
82 THE BOTTOM OF FRANCE
Girls and boys frolic in the world's finest altogether.
