7 MAIL
Golden "Goldie" Pelt wuz robbed, and you know it!
13 OPENERS
Chastity belts in Rome; garter belts in Paris. More.
25 SATELLITE
31 REVUE
Irish whiskey is bad for your health; Northern Irish whiskey is bad for your
soul.
38 PAPILLON'S LAST BIG DEAL By Henri Charriere
After Devil's Island: Guiana
42 JANNE IN INDIA
A girl and her elephant.
48 SON OF TRUFFAUT by Jean-Pierre Aumont
Can we forgive Jean-Pierre Leaud for reminding us that Francois Truffaut has
a lousy side? Probably.
52 GIFTS THAT LAST
Form follows function. These items, photographed by Hiro, have all been endorsed
as genuine works of art by the Museum of Modern Art, New York City.
58 TINY ARCHIBALD By Robert Vare
Unlike Chamberlain, Tiny actually has to jump for the hoop. Is basketball being
taken over by dwarfs?
61 JOELLE ALEXANDRE
Clothes make the man, unmake the woman.
70 CONVERSATION WITH COLIN WILSON by Daniel Grotta
Women just aren't smart enough, he says.
75 FUR FASHION
To hell with ecology.
80 CANNIBALISM by D. Keith Mano
You always eat the one you love.
84 AUNT NANCY
Young woman, younger man.
88 LAMB
by George Smyth Sheeps, don't fail me now.
90 WORSE THAN VERSE
Puns that will reel the senses, boggle the mind.
93 SATIN ZELL
In Jamaica, they don't kid around.
98 GETTING STRAIGHT By Philip Nobile
Limp doesn't matter, says Germaine Greer.
101 ADOLPH'S USED CARS By Tom Miller
PLUS:
People in masks, page 103.
Motorcycle madness, page 107.
