7 MAIL
13 OPENERS
28 PREVUE
30 REVUE
35 SATELLITE
38 TWO RACES, TWO PACES by Joe Flaherty
The Arc de Triomphe and the Kentucky Derby are more than a nose apart.
42 PILLOW TALK
Actually, talking is at a minimum.
50 NIPS NAB NESSIE by Dan Greenburg
Very big problem, though: big guy no like picture taken.
53 HOW TO TRAVEL WITHOUT GAS by Pascal Wolff
The Arabs have all the fuel, but we've got all the brains.
58 SWEDISH GIRLS GO JA, JA
True at last! Hanky-panky under the midnight sun. Kiss my herring, honey.
61 Carol Augustine
She'll give you reason to live.
70 CONVERSATION WITH JOHN MONEY
Everything you ever wanted to know, but were too busy to ask.
73 THE LOVING SPOONFUL
by Carola Dibbel and Robert Christgau
78 THE END OF ART
The bottom as object.
84 MIDDAY COWBOYS
Riding rodeo-style to a standstill.
90 WHO HAS MAHARAJ JI? by Marjoe Gortner
The world's most overweight midget. Forget him.
94 MADELEINE, ROBERT, AND DE MAUPAUSSANT
Literary chic.
102 MISSES OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
Miss Crustacean, Miss Gross-mama, Miss Beautiful Ears, Miss Horror, Miss Outer
Space, Miss Pari Mutuel, Miss Pipe Smoker, and Miss Navel - they all have nothing
to lose but their claims, Kiss my sash, sweetheart.
