7 MAIL 15 OPENERS 28 PREVUE 30 REVUE 36 SATELLITE 40 THE MARKOVIC AFFAIR
by Michel Eberhardt
We expected some hanky-panky, but never all this.
43 PETER BROWN GOES DOWN
To the sea without ships.
50 BIDETS: AVANT GARDE OR DERRIERE
by Jack Flam and John Roemer
Relax—or you won't enjoy it.
54 CREAM OF TARTAR
Fancy furs that will bring out the Mongolian Horde in you.
60 HOW TO CRY
by Nick Kazan
We know you're unhappy, so here's something to help you cope with it.
63 JANNI Chantelle-stevens-porn-star">KristenSEN
Pillows talk, nobody walks; Janni knows how you feel.
72 CONVERSATION WITH NORMA LEVY
British callgirl blows the whistle on English restraint.
75 ETIQUETTE OF THE NEW SEXUALITY
by Jon Carroll
In bed with Amy and Emily.
80 DRESSING OF THE DEAD
by Ernest Brawley
Hail Marys won't help.
83 THE STUDIO CONNECTION
Recording-studio equipment invades your living room.
88 PHOOEY TO CHOP SUEY
by Norman Spinrad
Say goodbye to flied lice.
92 SOAP OPERA
Three acts in which our heroine comes clean.
98 SAIL AWAY
by Jane O'Reilly
Why not just split? Here's why.
103 CAN'T THE FRENCH TAKE A JOKE?
Cartoons banned in France.