7 MAIL
Readers find John Holmes limp.
13 OPENERS
New feature: underwear of the stars.
25 SEX TAPES
How I lost my virginity.
32 REVUE
Opinions and dispositions.
34 WHO KILLED NIARILYN MONROE? by Anthony Scaduto
The circumstances surrounding a not-so-apparent suicide.
37 THE RETURN OF AUNT NANCY
More family fun
44 LILA THE WEREWOLF by Peter S. Beagle
Once a month, it was always the same. She got a taste for blood, and he was left
at home alone.
47 THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN
High style is a state of mind. So cash in your food stamps for filet mignon, rent
a tux and sleep through tomorrow.
52 SOUR GRAPES by Colman Andrews
When a country calls its swimming pools piscines, God knows what's in its wine.
Besides, there's too much of it.
56 MISS VICKI
The former Mrs. Tiny Tim takes you on a guided tiptoe through her tulips.
66 CONVERSATION WITH ROGER VADIM
The paradigm of French macho tells what it's like to have the pick of the litter.
69 CAN ITALY BE SAVED? by P. S. Quinn
Can they pull this one out of the bag? Is the Pope Jewish?
72 CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' If there are loonier ways of having fun, we haven't found
them. Renew your insurance and check out these vehicles.
78 WOMEN WHO RAPE by Ben Pesta
The tune some women are whistling nowadays is: Get it up or we'll cut it off.
82 THAT FABULOUS BATTLE OF BRITAIN by Bruce McCall
The English show their resiliency. Written by the illustrator; or, illustrated
by the writer.
89 BRIGID
She will grab you by your herringbone and unravel your tweeds.
95 Davy Jones' LOCKER ROOM
A frog fantasy about seamanship and a certain Miss Foncé Ponce