7 MAIL
Readers squirm with pleasure.
13 OPENERS
Lusty elephants terrorize beautiful Indian maiden.
25 SEX TAPES
National sexual myths, part two.
30 REVUE
1876 and all that.
36 PAT TAKES A PAUSE
Stick a Nikon in her face and her F stop shutters.
42 THE SELLING OF STEVEN WEED
by Robert S. Wieder Patty-cake, Patty-cake, agent man, make me some bread as fast
as you can.
45 TRUNKS
When Jerry found out that Mr. Universe was at Caesars Palace, she popped her pectorals!
True admiration in a swimsuit parable.
50 KILL, CARLOS, KILL by Gordon Burn
The man who kidnaped the OPEC oil ministers has steady aim and a nice home life.
54 WEEKEND WARRIORS by Bob Greene
Our reporter follows some amateur hookers to Vegas.
57 HOT AND HILDY
She is ready to clutch a whole new world to her bosom.
66 CONVERSATION WITH Bruce Dern
He spent years jogging through psychotic roles. Now the slowest-rising star has
finally made it big.
69 THE FACTS ABOUlvTHE SNUFF-FILM RUMORS by Jay Lynch
The most revolting wrink in films makes most moviegoers blow lunch.
72 FOUR BRAVE SOLDIERS WHO MADE THE ARMY MAD by Gale Wiley
A Democrat, a gay activist, an expectant mother and a long-hair.
76 WHITE HOUSE KISS AND TELL
Joan Hitchcock's evenings with J.F.K. and Pietro di Donato's afternoon with Mrs.
Woodrow Wilson.
78 THE BATTLE THAT WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR
Two Tory wenches sneak attack a loyalist lady, and George Washington's honor hangs
in the balance.
87 Patti Smith by Scott Cohen
The frail lady who's become the leader of the toughest pack around: the rock poets.
89 REEPERBAHN
Ralph Steadman takes his sketchbook down the wickedest one-third mile in the world.
