6 MAIL
Abbie Hoffman mouths off.
15 OPENERS
Yellow fever dribbles over New York!
25 SEX TAPES
Strange places, stranger acts!
30 REVUE
Mano goes to the zoo.
36 SHARLEENA
We take a peek into her bathtub and there, underneath the faucet, is she!
42 BOURGEOIS IS BEAUTIFUL by Robert S. Wieder
Where all the flower children have gone.
45 FIVE BANDS WEIRDER THAN YOU ARE
But can you dance to them?
48 CONFESSIONS OF AN ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATOR by Jonas Davidson
How one man turned a handicraft into big bucks.
52 THE 24-HOUR SUIT
Helpful hints on how to live in your suit without looking like Khrushchev.
56 ELEVATORS by Ralph Keyes
Insights into our between- floors daydreams.
59 KENNETH ANGER
by John CalendO Babylon's Boswell throws light in the dark corners.
61 JAN JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TIME TO HERSELF
You will be convinced.
70 CONVERSATION WITH WILLIE SUTTON
The gentlest bank robber discusses prisons and how it feels to make an honest
living.
74 BALL: MEET WALL
Squash, racquetball, handball, paddleball revealed!
78 AMERICA UNDER COMMUNISM
by Glenn O'Brien Chairman Nik-Sun's long march pays off.
82 SWINE VIRUS
by James Gorman Little-known facts about our fastest-growing infection.
84 THE SEDUCTION OF FIFI
Victorian naughtiness ripens in a photo studio. Our ancestral threesomes can barely
sit still for the flash to wear off.
94 THE BROWNSVILLE BIRD by Jerome Clark
A report into the sightings of a huge (prehistoric?) creature in Texas. The scientists
are sifting through the birdshit.
101 DOLLY BIRD
Mischief and merriment accompany our class lass to Wales.
109 WHO Morgan Fairchild can rip your ass off. ElizaBeth Ashley has a lot of balls.