9 DESIGNER GENES
Orson Bean, house-husband no more, takes his stand with the geneticists in the
battle of the sexes. Are men and women irrevocably (biologically) different? Is
diaper-changing diametrically opposed to dingus-toting? New convert Bean says
yes.
23 STAR TREKKING TO FAME
Laura Banks is parlaying a small part in Star Trek II and some promo cuddles with
Ricardo Montalban into space-case stardom. Meet the leggy new qv een of the sci-fi
convention circuit in another OUI celebrity photo-spread. Photos by Dick Zimmerman.
Interview by Ted Newsome.
60 Joanne Latham
Called "The Face of the Eighties," English model Joanne finally backs
up her oft-photographed face and funbubbles with a rare view of her undercarriage.
A centerfold to remember by Donald Milne.
90 AMATEUR OF THE MONTH
Denise of Arizona kicks off this year's search for the real women of America.
As a lifeguard and belly dancer, Denise's, reality is indisputable; as a model,
she ain't bad, either.
17 WHO, HOW, AND WHY: THE HOFFA HIT
Did Hoffa's bastard son unwittingly lead his father to death? Robin Moore examines
little-known
evidence pointing to this and the labor leader's final macadam resting place.
54 MY BOY HULK
As Thunderlips in Rocky III he brought down the champ and the house. In the hype
of the wrestling world, he's a villainous pretty boy. To our models, he was The
Incredible Hulk. But to mom? An amusing interview with Ruth Hogan, mother of wrestling
star Hulk Hogan, by Bill Belleville. Photos by Mark Weiss.
70 MUSIC: A GLITTER GANG-FLING WITH MOTLEY CRUE, THE WELL-BRED BALLAD OF BRIAN
FERRY, AND THE STRAY CATS BLUES
Glitter's last gasp may be the orgasmic howl of L.A.'s hottest show band; Roxy
Music's Ferry :ones down to three-piece elegance; and the Cats belt out the old
stuff to a brand-new tune.
FEATURES
11 GETTING EVEN: A modern guide to harassment by Lee Frank.
19 THE GENERIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: TV satire by Paul Krassner.
42 THE HYDE REPORT: A jacket for all seasons. Fashion by Jack Hyde.
82 A CROTCHWORK ORANGE: PART II. By Raven De La Croix and John Littell.
88 SOUNDSTAGE: The making of Halloween III by James Delson.
117 DEAR Annie: Anna Ventura solves your problems
DEPARTMENTS
4 LETTERS: Relevant missives.
7 PHOTO STRIP
34 FOREIGN FILM: Europix of the month.
109 OUI VIEWS: Reviews of new records, films, and books.