4 LETTERS 7 OPENERS
Spock speaks, dildos dido, Princess Di ditto and other distracting diddles.
12 DR. OUI
Sex advice by Bryce — a hot new column just for you!
14 GREETINGS FROM SANDY BEACH
Pictorial by Michael Moreau
22 LOVE POTIONS
Want to get your girl in a sexy mood? Try some of these erotic brews. Article
by Robert Lipinski.
27 THE WORLD ACCORDING TO Howard Stern
He's radio's most outrageous DJ, but OUI captured him in print! Interview by Curt
Hoppe.
32 RADIO GA-GA
Think you've heard all there is to hear over the airwaves? Think again. Article
by Michael Herman.
34 HOT FUN IN THE SUMMERTIME
The beaches will be filled with tanned beauties this summer. Here's where to find
them.
Article by Lee Server.
37 SUBMISSIVE FOR YOUR APPROVAL
Pictorial
46 Tammy Wynette: THE HEARTBREAK QUEEN OF C&W
She's had 3,5 No. 1 singles, but her life has been marked by a series of near-disasters
and tragedies.
Interview by Lee Server.
48 CUISINE CUSINE
Pictorial
56 SUICIDE SPORTS
Behind the wheel of a 200 MPH racer or hang gliding off a cliff — however
you want it, you can go out in a blaze of glory.
Article by Barry Janoff
60 CENTERFOLD PICTORIAL
70 OUI FANTASIES
When you're hot, you're hot. But when you're not, try OUI Fantasies.
72 CRACK OF DAWN
Pictorial by Jean Rougeron.
80 RON SMITH'S CELEBRITY SEX QUIZ
82 BUKOWSKI
He was a trainer from the past trying to relive his glories through The Fight.
Illustration by S. Clay Wilson.
85 OUI VIEWS
Al D. plays, KKK slays, crime does not pay and reviews for happy days.
90 SPORTS
Column by Barry Janoff
92 Music
Column by Ron Smith
94 WEIRD REELS
Column by Michael Kaplan
96 STREET LIFE
Column by Michael Herman
98 FIRST PERSON
Column by Christopher Policano
116 HELGA TAKES A HIKE
Pictorial
EDITORIAL NOTE
If you think you've heard everything there is to hear on the radio, think again
because you ain't heard nothing until you've heard Howard Stern, the unproclaimed
king of outrageous airwaves (p. 26). In this exclusive interview, Stern talks
about being Jewish ("It means having your penis mutilated when you're a young
child"), health clubs ("You sit down with your naked butt in the sauna
and the guys with AIDS infect the benches"), Italian women ("They love
to use their mouths...I was with an Italian girl once and she actually swallowed
that disgusting stuff that comes out of us"), Michael Jackson ("What's
with that glove of his? If it was up to me I'd throw it right back in the toilet")
and whatever else comes to his prolific mind. The interview was conducted by GUI's
own Curt Hoppe, who may finally have met his creative match in the no-holds barred
Stern.
Word has it that the best way to a woman's center of sexuality is through her
lips. In that light, OUI presents Love Potions, (p. 22), or, what every man should
know about getting his date drunk and horny. According to first-time contributor
Robert Lipinski, a good drink is as least as important as soft lights, romantic
music and a sturdy prophylactic.
Think of the name Tammy Wynette and what comes to mind is some of the best C&W
music ever recorded. But what Lee Server also reveals in this interview with the
queen of country music (p. 46) is a life of heartaches and hardships — including
a kidnapping and various physical and mental assaults by unknown intruders.
If going out in a blaze of glory is the key to your existence, then Suicide Sports
(p. 56) may help you meet your maker just a little bit sooner. Be it in hang gliding,
mountain climbing, shark hunting or whitewater rafting, you can rest assured that
when the grim reaper comes a-callin' you'll give him a run for his money.
Making its erotic debut in this month's issue is a column of sexual advice and
hints called Dr. OUI (p. 12). Bryce Britton is an accomplished author and therapist
who has helped countless men and women get in touch with their true sexual feelings.
Can't get it up, on, in, out or over? Tell the good doctor what ails you; the
sex life you save may be your own.
Seeing as how it's summer, OUljust knew that it's readers were yearning for a
round-up of some of the nation's hottest beaches. So when OUI says Hot Fun In
The Summertime (p. 34), we mean hot enough to sizzle, where the girls are willing
and the water is thrilling.
If that doesn't get you hot enough, there is always OUI's best Sex Fantasies (p.
70), where our readers get their chance to reveal their innermost thoughts and
desires. Talk about sizzle. And, of course, there are the fabulous, untamed OUI
girls, a half-dozen pictorials focusing on the firmest, tawniest, most erotic
bodies on earth. Sandy gets hers on the beach (p. 14); Dawn gets hers in the morning
(p. 72); Helga does it in public (p. 116); and much more.
Add to this OUI's deluxe columnists, distinct views and reviews and a newly defined
style and look — courtesy of Art Director Eddy Herch — and you have
the hottest package of summer fun this side of an all-over tan. Happy summer.
