Penthouse Letters May 2009 Magazine ISSN: 0883-8798
TABLE OF CONTENTS
2 SALUTATIONS Ah, Paradise!
Honored to be a pornographer
4 THREE-FOR-ALL
Two's company but three's a party!
16 CARNALCOPIA
A piquant potpourri with a little bit of everything
32 LETTER OF THE MONTH
Shy Girl
Beneath the brainiac's mousy exterior
38 MY MOST UNFORGETTABLE LAY
Repeat Performance. First time great. Second time better
44 FEATURE
Danger Zones
By Heather Cohen
50 DIFFERENT STROKES
Kinky maneuvers and quirky compulsions
64 MILF
She's hot, she's sexy, she's ... a mother I'd like to fuck!
78 EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHY
Coming Clean
These pics don't lie—she's naughty!
86 SPOTLIGHT ON DOMINATION & DISCIPLINE
Sometimes the great ones stand alone
98 CLUSTERFUCKS
Group dynamics and carnal extremes in one sweaty heap
EDITORIAL NOTE
We've been asked on more than one occasion if the material book that we put together
each month ever bothers us. And, as we look perplexed at one another, wondering
if this is in fact a serious question, we give a collective, FUCK NO!
Bother us? Really. We relish that our title in some circles is pornographer. C'mon,
how cool is that? We do get many more high fives and jealous glares than questions
like the one above, but we werema ed that someone would ask it After all, how
many people can say they go to work to look at hot naked chicks getting fucked?
Not too many we gather. This collection of spicy treats lends to tement our belief
that we have the greatest gig in the world.
Let's jump right into the story of Kelly, ourdemurittle wife who lets lebse her
inhibitions and sets sail on new, uncharted waters with a young sailor her husband
has handpicked for her (page 9).
Ever been to a pussy-eating party? Yes, a party where you eat lots and lots of
pussy! If not, find out what you're missing in Carnalcopia (page 16). Oh, the
tales you peole have come up with just get the
juices going!
Guess what happens when virgin dork studies with a virgin brainiac? Hmm, we bet
the books weren't the only thing getting hit in the dorm room. Read it for yourself
in the Letter of the Month (page 32).
Stroke it, oke it! The ad called for a voyeur to watch him spank his meat. The
response was a little more than he bargained-for. Get ahold of the tale in Different
Strokes (page 58), but bring some tissues, please!
And, as always, there are s many more of these all-consuming sex, romps to share.
They are totally, without a doubt, enough reason to get out of bed, endure the
hellacious commute just to get to our desks and deliver this hardcore hanky-panky
to you, our dedicated readers.
In addition to what you've just behold what awaits you, we round it all off with
MILF, Clusterfucks, Spotlighton Domination & Discipline ,Feature and a truly
amazing Erotic Pictorial.
Welcome to a pornographer's paradise!
