FULL FRONTAL
14 THE SKIN CROWD
An erotic-photo hall of fame
16 FLICKS
Movie. Mayhem: humor and horror, Hot Fuzz's Simon Pegg, and previews
20 TV
Deconstructing Henry: a preview of The Tudors
22 DVDS 24 SOUNDS
Shadows Fall, Young Buck, reviews, and more
30 JOYSTICK
Virtua Fighter 5, Def Jam: Icon, and reviews. Plus, Big Boi
32 READS
New Nirvana book, Wall Street, and a shocking war memoir
LIFE ON TOP
35 HOUSE RULES
The kitchen commandments
38 TECH
How to win the high-def format war
40 FITNESS
The brain-free, pain-free way to lose weight
42 PET PEEVES
43 SCOUNDREL
44 THE POUR HOUSE
The dark 'n stormy
FEATURES
54 GAMETIME
Worst ideas in sports history, the cool new NHL, David Beckham, and the Masters
58 GOOD CHARLOTTE'S BAD ATTITUDE
Can they transform from pop-punk heartthrobs to genuine rock stars? By Paul
Semel
66 2007 MLB PREVIEW
Everything you need to know about the inter-national pastime, plus Anna Benson
72 THE FAKE BOOK
How to seem like a better person without lifting a finger
89 SEX DIARY
Sexual screwups. By Laura L E,U
94 THE REAL SOPRANOS
The family that inspired the HBO series. By Richard Linnett
100 IN THE FLASH
Nightlife photographer immortalizes last night's party. By Mike Guy
118 NATURAL-BORN KILLER
John Drew, pig-eradication expert. By Allison Glock
124 RANT
Fly Over This! A smackdown on coastal elitism. By Will Leitch
142 STAND-UP GUYS
Zach Galifianakis. Interview by Jon Wiederhorn
DEPARTMENTS
6 EDITOR'S NOTE
8 FORUM
63 HARD NEWS
90 FREEWHEELIN'
92 DRIVING FORCE
135 DEAR DR. Z
138 WARRIOR WIRE
144 X-RATED VIDEO
152 PAST PERFECT
