FULL FRONTAL 15 READS
R. Crumb, Vanessa Del Rio, and more
18 SIRENS Asia Argento
20 FLICKS
The Kingdom, Gone Baby gone, and more
22 TV
Weeds' Justin Kirk sparks one up. Plus, fall TV previews
26 DVDs
A look back at our own infamous Umma-porn-star">Rella-dangelo-porn-star">Caligula
28 SOUNDS
will.i.am, Frank Black, and reviews
LIFE ON TOP 35 LOST WEEKEND
Bangkok blowout
38 TECH
The latest in desktop speakers
40 FREEWHEELIN'
BMW's F800 S and ST
42 DRIVING FORCE
Volkswagen's R32
44 THE POUR HOUSE
Booze to lose
PICTORIALS 46 GOLDEN STATE Sandy Summers
76 LUX LIFE
Pet of the Month: Cassidey-porn-star">Lux Kassidy
102 VELVET GOLDMINE
Cassie Carter
130 COOL WHIP
Nella and Zoe
FEATURES 62 PIGSKIN POETRY
NFL football preview. By Kevin Hench
66 FIGHTING WORDS Howard Stern fans send hate mail to Chauncé Hayden
68 TRACY MORGAN
Tracked by the law but still crazier than ever
72 PHARM ANIMAL
Jonathan Sabin explains why there's no pill to help the early ejaculator
94 BILLY BOB THORNTON
The actor/musician plays all the angles
98 WELCOME BACK TO THE SUCK
Luckless soldiers head back to Iraq. By Johnny Rico
112 COCAINE HARBOR
Jonathan Franklin and Samuel Logan sniff out the inside story of Bluefields,
Nicaragua
120 TOUGH LOVE
Chelsea Summers tells you how to toss her around
DEPARTMENTS 8 EDITOR'S NOTE
10 FORUM
58 GAMETIME
74 STAND-UP GUYS
91 HARD NEWS
118 WARRIOR WIRE
126 ILLUSTRATED FORUM
140 DEAR DR.Z
142 X-RATED VIDEO
152 PAST PERFECT