PICTORIALS
30 Natural Woman Chrissy Marie
56 Treasure Chest
Pet of th3 Month Jewels Jade
80 The Guccione Years
February 1982 Pet of the Month DiVina Celeste
94 The Body Shop Emma Mae & Adrienne
110 Video Vixen Mason Moore FULL FRONTAL
11 Revealing Entertainment
12 DVDs
A new dimension of horror.
13 Sounds
The Decemberists, Hayes Carl!, and Social Distortion.
14 Flicks
The Way Back No Strings Attached, and other previews.
15 Reads Michael Showalter's memoir; Is the Internet Changing the Way You Think?
16 Joystick
DeadSpace2, LittleBigPlanet2, and more. LIFE ON TOP
19 Tech
Romance is for suckers. Fly solo in style.
22 Freewheelin'
BMW's K1600 GTL.
24 Guided Tour
Dallas's decadent side.
26 The Pour House
Maker's 46 kicks up the spice factor.
27 Scoundrel
Keeping a Valentine's Day date from getting serious.
28 Live & Learn
Tips for picking up porn stars. FEATURES
40 Gametime
An interview with former NBA star Doug Christie. By John Bolster
42 The Cheat Sheet
Being an asshole can work to your advantage with girls. By Chris Illuminati
48 67 Euphemisms for Masturbation
In which we add to the infinite lexicon of terms for hitchhiking under the big
top. By Drew Magary
50 Incognito With the Guidos
Are Jersey Shore types really different from the guys you knew in high school?
By Colleen Kane
54 Warrior Wire
A small town honors American servicemen and -women. By Peter Laufer
71 Working Stiff
A Vegas dealer's sexploits. As told to Ronnie Koenig
72 Nothing's Shocking
Rock star Dave Navarro takes your questions.
74 Bar Girl PI.
For those who fall in love with Bangkok bar girls, a quiet New Zealander will
try to pick up the pieces. By Michael Kaplan
88 Hard News
Nearly nude hairstylists Down Under. By Jennifer Peters
104 Getting Away With It
Don't cheat! But if you must, don't get caught. By Brian O'Connor
134 Parting Shot
A mash note to Mad Men's Jessica Paré. DEPARTMENTS
4 Forum
90 Sex Ed.
108 Illustrated Forum
118 X-Rated Video
120 Penthouse Books
