28 THE OMMER LIMITS
Photographs by Uwe Ommer
38 HERE COME THE BRIDESKI'S
Mail-order brides from Russia with love
44 YEAR OF THE DRAGGIN'
Go, speed racer, go!
50 WALTZ ACROSS TEXAS
Photographs by Sam Maxwell
62 THE BITCH
Fiction by William T. Vollmann
70 BE TRUE TO YOUR GHOUL
Beauty & the B-queens
76 SNOW BALLS!
You'll need 'em
82 YULE DAZE
Christmas rapping with Gilbert Gottfried
86 MY BODY OF NEW WORK
Photographs by Tom Zimberoff
96 THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY DOPE
The drug-induced memoirs of Burroughs & Burroughs
104 SUMO
Fat outta hell
112 MICHELLA
Photographs by Marcel Indik DEPARTMENTS
4 Contributors
6 Our Town
8 Guinea Pigs
10 Literati
12 Currency Events
14 Ad Nausea
16 Music
18 Computers
20 Careers
22 Hot Beds
25 Movies
26 Short Fuse
120 Jackie's Jokeland
122 Short Cuts
124 Rumors
126 Phuck Phaces
128 Old Time Religion