4 SEX IN YOUR TOWN
Forum
6 PUB•LICLY SPEAKING
Letters
7 PUB OF THE MONTH
Review: Bill Thomas
8 PUB CRAWLIES
Pictorial Humor
14 RATED X: "In The Realm Of The Senses"
Review: Howard Williams
16 UP YOUR WHITE XMAS
Feature: Worth Cole
18 A SOCK-IT-TO-'EM CELEBRITY GIFT LIST
Articles: Skitch Henderson & Roy Cohn
22 PARTY CRASHERS
Article: George Bernard
26 YE OLDE COCK & BULL STORY
A Simple Tale: Barry D' lott
27 PUB POURRI
Miscellany: Colette Cachet
35 GINGERBREAD LADY
Pictorial
42 SugarPLUM
Pictorial
51 MISTLETOE
Pictorial
58 HOLLY BUSH
Pictorial
67 THE HOT TIMES
Newspaper
78 THE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED ORGY
Article: Jordy McGordy
82 OPEN HOUSE
Pictorial
88 ASSIS
Comics: Don Lomax
92 SOILED SHEETS
Fiction: Bart Hill
96 THE MIX MASTER
Drink Guide: Wild Bill & His Friends
Editorial Note - On The House
Tis the season of parties, surprise packages, Santa Claus and tempting treats.
And, in keeping with the times, we have provided all of that and more, much more,
in this holiday issue.
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." Everyone has heard that song at
least once in his life; but this year things have changed. Santa (the dirty old
man that he is) has his eye on a chocolate angel and hopes to make her... uh ...
her Christmas a real ball. "Up Your White Xmas" (page 16), gives you
a behindthe-scenes look at Santa's annual business trip.
Skitch Henderson and Roy Cohn give the business to plenty of their associates
with their "Sock-It-To-'Em Celebrity Gift List" (page 18). Skitch and
Roy really put it to the stars. You're sure to be as surprised as the recipients
of these off-the-wall gifts.
Many people decide to throw parties during the holidays. Jordy McGordy fills us
in on just what to expect at some of them in "The Socially Accepted Orgy"
(page 78). Jordy shares his experiences at a variety of scenes in order to enlighten—and
possibly to warn—us of the ins and outs of that game.
If you're really into parties, but haven't received an invitation, don't worry
— all is not lost. Invitations aren't a necessary item when going to a social
function. If one is cunning and has his share of nerve, he can go anywhere. George
Bernard's in-depth report, "Party Crashers" (page 22), explains how
and why many people crash parties.
Our five little angels put on their best holiday smiles — they decided a
smile was more than enough—to raise your spirits and get you ready ... for
the red-letter days ahead. They believe being prepared is a good idea at all times.
You never know what will come up, or when!
Bart Hill can testify to that! A boring trip to the laundromat turned out to be
as exciting as ... well, read "Soiled Sheets" (page 92) and see how
excited you get.
Assis is back and fighting the "Attack Of The Heathen Turd" (page 88).
Wild Bill (page 96) has doubled his pleasure this month and found two willing
friends while concocting "The Virgin Mother-in-law." "The Hot Times"
(page 67) is smoking. "Ye Olde Cock & Bull Story" (page 26) is full
of both cock & bull!
"Rated X" is thoroughly sensual; there's the worst of "Pub Crawlies";
and "Pub Of The Month" reviews the best of the hot spots in the western
Catskills of New York State.
Regardless of whether you have been a good little boy or a wicked devil, we have
a surprise package wrapped up for you that will knock your socks off. •
