ON THE COVER
Ann Poll, Photography by Michael Bisco
STANDARDS
9 CONTRIBUTORS
12 MAIL CALL
17 ROCKSTAR RREPORT
You'll Feel Totally Normal After Reading This
21 STAT ATTACK!
Your Numbers Are Up, Pal
27 GEAR FACTOR
Four Accessories for Your ROCKSTAR Lifestyle
29 CONSOLE CULTURE
The Hottest New Video Games
32 CONTENT JUNKIE
A Quick Fix for Media Addicts
128 LOVE LETTER Avril Lavigne, from "Sk8erBoi" to Hooter's Girl
136 PARTING NOTE
Found Magazine, Turning Everyday Trash Into Literary Treasure
FEATURES
44 10 SHINING
Questions Everything You Need to Know About March Madness by Rick Cipes
48 GET SERVED!
America's Hottest Waitresses
54 YOUNG, GIFTED AND BLACK
Comedian Michael Ian Black Is Everywhere He Wants to Be by Katie SHimer
73 DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
Electro-Funk Freaks !!! Are Here to Make You Shake Your Ass Off by Jeff Miller
88 THE KITE STUFF
Snowkiting Gives Daredevils a Whole New Way to Shred Powder by Peter Bronski
105 ALL EYES ON YOU
The Good, the Bad and the Ridiculous of the YouTube Revolution by Brittany Lawson