ON THE COVER
Luna LaVey, Photography by Michael Bisco
STANDARDS
9 CONTRIBUTORS
10 MAIL CALL
15 ROCKSTAR REPORT
You'll Feel Totally Normal After Reading This
19 STAT ATTACK!
Your Numbers Are Up, Pal
23 GEAR FACTOR
Five Accessories for Your ROCKSTAR Lifestyle
25 CONSOLE CULTURE
The Hottest New Video Games
28 CONTENT JUNKIE
A Quick Fix for Media Addicts
100 LOVE LETTER Tina Fey, You 30 Rock Our World!
64 THREE-QUARTERS BAKED
America Is Closer Than Ever to Legalizing Medicinal Marijuana, But Those Pesky
Feds Keep Harshing the Buzz by Hans Feuersinger
104 PARTING NOTE
Bumblebee Babes and Vampires: Great Moments in Mexican Pulp Publishing
FEATURES
38 NOTES FROM THE FIELD
NFL Bad Boy Kyle Turley Prepares for the Second Act of His Career—As a Record-Company
Mogul by Christian Cipollini
57 GET OFF THE ROAD
Our Writer Hits Las Vegas, and Somehow Passes Up the Hookers and Blackjack Tables
for Something Even More Thrilling: Tearing Up the Desert Wilderness by Gus Mastrapa
60 REHAB CHIC
For Public Figures Who Screw Up Big-Time, a Stint in a Treatment Center is the
New Hotness in Career Revival by Rick Cipes
76 MADE IN THE SHADE
With Their Major Label Debut Threads of Life, Metal Upstarts Shadows Fall Find
Their Future Looking Very Bright Indeed by Christian Cipollini