4 THE PLEA OF AN EX-MANNEQUIN: "ALL OF ME, WHY NOT SHOW ALL OF ME!":
This is one case where the answer is inherent in the pictures!
10 CALIFORNIA DUNE BUGGERY:
Say, Bobby Rydell's going to cream his jeans when he hears about this one Call
Annette, quick!
14 LAST OF THE LUKEWARM MAMAS:
OK, so maybe riding as ballast for some biker gang wasn't exactly Donna's cup
of tea, but it sure beat sitting home doing macrame
28 BYE-BYE MISS AMERICAN CHEESE:
Velveeta strikes again—only she makes it perfectly obvious she ain't the
spreadable type
32 Rogue Salutes THE "LITTLE" WOMAN:
Let's hear it for the teeny tips. After all, you aren't any John Dillinger yourself
35 Why the Randy Hausfrau Keeps Insisting: "I'M NOT GETTING OLDER—I'M
GETTING BETTER!":
Maybe if she says it long enough, she'll begin to believe it
38 Hey Kids! HERE ARE 9 SWELL TRICKS YOU CAN DO FOR SHOW `N' TELL:
Actually, there are 11—if you can get a girl to act as your Lovely Assistant
45 WHY DOES SHE DO IT IN THE ROAD?:
You would, too, if you were stuck in hot asphalt.The La Brea Tar pits have nothing
on that street in summer!
57 The Very Best from THE AMERICAN JOURNAL OF SCANDAL:
This little-known publication brings bad taste up to a new high (or if you're
a pessimist, good taste down to a new low—take your pick)