A MESSAGE FROM THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR
ATTENTION all you red-blooded Rookie lovers out there! Keep your eyes peeled for
our brand-new Rookie Spokesperson, Ricci.
She's headed your way in the big, red Rookie Mobile, and this lady has only one objective in mind. She's heading out across America to seek out Rookie-Caliber Ladies, wherever they are, and whatever
they're doing. Read all about this exciting Rookie Search on page 18.
Now, here's what we've got for you in this issue.
Our centerfold, Carlie, is the most luscious Rookie we've ever published. The
entire staff voted her a "Two Condoms Full of Cum Award" and decided
that we should issue the following warning to any guy who's man enough to look at her pictures. Here it is:
WARNING! Do not turn to page 48 unless you are in good-health, have a strong heart, and know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that your wanker can take prolonged jerk-off sessions. We advise the use of a good lubricant to reduce swelling and soreness!
Rookies assumes no responsibility for cocks that are rendered useless after spending hours with the incredibly delicious Carlie.
If you've got stamina, check out Mandy on page 6. She wants to be a broadway musical star, but needs some private voice lessons first. Then there's Roxxi, who comes home early and finds her husband jerking off. She offers to help, but the situation turns nasty.
On page 26, you'll meet pint-sized Jane. a tiny girl who knows how to please her boyfriend.
There's so much more in this issue, it would take another magazine just to go
over it all. So, just thumb through the issue and enjoy this months crop of Rookies.
