7 STATEMENT 9 BITS & BITES
Crazy, Zany & Bizarre
15 RESTRICTED REVIEWS
19 SEX GUIDE
Free Sex by Paul Brock
23 ADVICE & CONSENT
27 CLAUDINE
Hockey Fan
36 INTERVIEW: Jamie Gillis
The Warren Beatty of porn by R. Allen Leider
44 SATURDAY FIGHT FEVER
A Soap Opera of damn good actors by Paul Sutter
47 SHEILAGH Temptress
55 RUSTLER HUMOR
56 THE MASSAGE CONNECTION
Sex for sale by R. Allen Leider
67 HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE
72 INITIATION
Sexual revellation on campus by Dun Keel
83 KATYA
Animal Instinct
91 EROTIC ENCOUNTERS
Born Again by William Mueller
93 STAR WHORES
Spaced-out Space Bunnies by the Michaud Brothers
PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Usually this page is reserved for a topic which would be of interest to you. However,
this issue, we are going to subject you to a little poetry which we hope you will
appreciate and possibly give you a few chuckles ... and hopefully others will
see the humor as well.
Friends in Need?
Who are those domestic legions On patrol in public regions? Vice cops.
Who puts G-strings on the strippers? Who'll put padlocks on our zippers? Vice
cops.
They stamp out the pornographic
And prevent all sinful traffic.
They inspire every bluenose,
And what they do at home, who knows? Way down deep I'm sure that they are Nice
cops.
Laws are laws, and we should heed 'em Though it means a loss of freedom. Don't
you know we need 'em?
So say vice cops.
Let us not be disconcerted
By the war on things perverted Or despair at crackdowns recent. They are meant
to keep us decent, Modest, moral, intellectual, Christian-minded and asexual.
I kneel in thanks for those effectual Vice cops.
