5 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT 7 BITS & BITES
Crazy, Zany & Bizarre
11 RESTRICTED REVIEWS
17 ADVICE & CONSENT
21 SEX GUIDE
Hirsutism by Paul Brock
23 HAIRPIECE
She Loves to Let Her Hair Down
31 INTERVIEW:
The Amazing Ameros: Porno's Most Exclusive Producers
35 FLASHBACK
39 THUMBELINA
She Goes for Big Men
44 HANDLING FEMALE COME-ONS
A Study by Paul Quinnett
47 STORMY LEATHER
Looking for Action
54 THE RAPE
by Ian Stuart
57 AFTER THE SHOW
Can She Practise On You?
62 RUSTLER HUMOR
71 CASSETTE STUFF
You Won't Tire of These Reruns
83 EROTIC ENCOUNTERS
Uncle Harry by Veronica Starr
87 SOLO
Take A Peek
92 SLAPSTICK IT IN
Fucking Around at the Funny Farm
94 COUNTRY PICNIC
PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Rustler, SuzAnne Perry And The Future
Four issues ago, in RUSTLER Vol. 2, No. 2, we ran some bare-breasted shots of
SuzAnne Perry, former Trudeau press-aide and current newscaster. They were a sensation,
to put it mildly. We've filled about half our Flashback section with SuzAnne Perry
letters. We could have filled the magazine.
Frankly, I was a little surprised. I knew there'd be some heat, but this went
beyond my wildest dreams and it made me think that perhaps I should explain what
I'm up to when I run sexy shots of SuzAnne Perry, Margaret Trudeau (RUSTLER 6)
and various other celebrities.
First of all, I don't agree with the general feeling that bodies are wicked and
sinful. Don't tell me it isn't a general feeling—there are far more bluenoses
than swingers out there in the Great Canadian Heartland.
Second, I don't agree with putting celebrities, whether political or entertainment-oriented,
up on pedestals and expecting them to serve as shining examples for all—especially
when being a shining example means being sexless in thought, word and deed. That's
a terrible thing to do to anyone and you just know the rich and famous have the
same happy urges the rest of us do.
So, celebrity nudes pull the celebrities off the pedestals. They serve to remind
us that everybody is hUmma-porn-star">Uman and sexual and it's a ... good thing!
Another reason for doing celebrity nudes is that I firmly believe that the future
will see a break-down of the old distinction between 'sexy' and 'straight' entertainment.
It used to be that porno stars were unknown outside the porno world now legit
actors like Phil Silvers and John Ireland are appearing in porn epics and hot
broads like Serena and Marilyn Chambers are showing up in regular Hollywood epics.
We're all curious about the bodies and sexual performances of our favourite stars
and the celebs themselves seem to be encouraging that taste with all the 'accidental'
flashing they do at discos and parties and their increasing willingness to work
nude in films.
So, I look forward to the day when we can watch Diane Keaton do it all with Woody
Allen and 1 think by running celebrity nudes I'm bringing that day a little closer.
Finally, I have to admit to the gleeful chuckles I get from shocking the bluenoses.
I love it when they write in howling, "You can't do that. It's sacreligious."
Makes my day!
That's what it's all about and, if you like it, you can help. I'm always on the
lookout for fresh material and if you know where I can find previously unpublished
celebrity nudes, get in touch. I'll see what you've got and we'll talk money.
How much money depends on the material, but nobody's ever called me cheap.
Meantime ... enjoy!