Shaved Orienttails December 1994 - Vol. 1 # 5 Magazine
TABLE OF CONTENTS
4 EDITORIAL 8 COCO CHANG:
Plump & Plucked
18 JENNY FONG:
The Young & The Hairless
26 JOY TOY:
Ho Chih Minh City 'Ho'
36 READER CANDIDS
40 THE EXHIBITIONIST
46 LING LING:
Shaved and Sunbt'eached
54 PENELOPE YIP:
Hairless Heiress
62 RUDOLFINA:
Shaved for Xmas!
72 SHAVED TALES
Reader Fantasy of the Month
76 HOLLY HO:
Shaved & Shameless
EDITORIAL
Confuscious say: "Twat with hair gets more tongue." I know it's true
in my life, because the balder a pussy is, the more likely I am to eat it. I'm
a person who's into presentation. At a restaurant I like my food to be arranged
and displayed attractively—and the same goes for pussy I plan to eat. To
me a shaved pussy is more intriguing to look at, because you can see every plump,
curvy contour and every slick pink furl and crevice. Think of it this way. Would
you want to lick a lollipop that was covered with hair? Would you want to slurp
an ice cream cone that had fuzz around it? A smooth, slick surface feels best
against the tongue and gives it free range to slither, slide, probe and flicker.
Besides, the pussy is a pretty complicated piece of equipment. When it's covered
with hair, the clit, in particular, can be hard to scope out. And if you want
to give your honey the ultimate pleasure, you have to deliver long, lavish attention
to this tiny erectile organ. With no bush in the way, you can see exactly where
it's located before you go to work on it, with no hair to impede your tongue tricks.
No hair down there also means your tongue can move easily up, down and all around
both sets of lips and into the hole. It makes licking easier for you—and
more enjoyable for her. There are no stray tendrils to tickle your nose, get stuck
between your teeth—or, as true gash gourmets will have experienced, that
most uncomfortable situation of all—getting a pubic hair stuck halfway down
your throat—too deep to cough up and out, and not deep enough to swallow.
Just think of the terms used to describe the pussy's natural hairy state. Muff-Diving,
which is almost an oxymoron, because diving should involve something wet, slippery
and deep—not something that means a furry hand-warmer. Fur-Burger, which
sets the teeth on edge with its word-picture of a fast food item with not just
a stray hair in it—but a whole clump of them. And finally, Bearded Clam,
which conjures up a bizarre mind picture of a juicy, glistening clam on the half
shell, accompanied not by a wedge of lemon and a dollop of spicy cocktail sauce,
but by a thick, curly little goatee. No, when it comes to oral sex, give me just
the juicy clam, the wet pink meat—and hold the hair. After eating pussy,
I may want to wipe off my mouth, but I definitely don't want to have to floss
my teeth! How about you guys? If you have any input into the fascinating subject
of cunnilingus and close shaves, write in and tell us about it!
