5 INSIDE SIR! introducing our staff 6 JANICK photo feature 8 PRICELESS PORNO art critique by allan starr 12 THREE-WAY SEX TALK discussion led by lindley balch, m.d. 14 HEIDI photo feature 19 FILMS movie going with maxwell todd 21 MUSIC records and rapping by marsha riben 24 BOOKS personal picks by byron west 26 PLACES travel tips by robert c. Scott 30 TRIANGLE ON A SCHOONER fiction by Jaime sandaval 34 THE CHINESE CURE report on acupuncture by barry lopez 38 ULLA PETTERSSON photo feature by kurt hanson 41 JOKES FOR PLAYTIME adult humor 42 LISA'S ROOM fiction by wayne c. ulsh 46 ANN SOFIA photo feature 54 TURN YOUR GIRL ON WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDS advice by pat bury 56 KNOW YOUR WOMAN THROUGH HANDWRITING ANALYSIS graphology by Michael zimmer 60 MARGO photo feature 64 THE WOMAN SCOTT MUST NOT TOUCH a story by herbert leslie greene 68 MERCEDES BENZ 450SLC road adventure with frank coggins 70 THE STARS AND YOUR SEX LIFE astrological readings by swami bella ranirri 74 A MATTER OF EXPERIENCE fiction by charles e. emley 84 MONA photo feature 92 BABS HOLM photo feature