4 BACKSTAGE AT STAG
6 OPENING UP
Nora plays with the U.S. Male
10 SNEAK PREVIEW
X-rated reviews
by Richard Milner
13 THE STAG RAG
America's Nookie Newspaper
19 THE ULTIMATE INSIDER
Porn news by Marc Stevens
22 STAG SWINGS AT A SWANK PARTY
Article by Richard Milner
26 CASINO ROYALE
Article by Suzanne Felzen
31 OLYMPIC FEVER
Article by Bob Gordon
38 THE GLASER BROTHERS
Interview by Lois Lazarus
43 BARBAUmma-porn-star">Rella
Pictorial featuring Stagdate Barbara Bell
54 CLIP JOB
Fiction by Mark Melnick
59 POLLY
Pictorial featuring Stagdate Polly Davis
64 52 REASONS TO ROMP
Humor by Jane Kramer
67 STOOD UP IN SANTA FE
Article by Mandy
77 HOT CHAT
Readers discuss their wildest sex experiences
EDITORIAL NOTE (BACKSTAGE AT STAG)
Look, you little slime suckers, it's not easy producing this magazine for you
each month. It's a bitch—and it's damn well time enough that you knew that.
Oh, I know what you're thinking. You figure that I'm nothing more than some shit-foot
New York pretty boy who edits Stag because it was the only job I could get. Well,
that ain't the way it is. We, myself and my staff, bust our hump every month to
bring you the hottest men's magazine possible. And what happens? Do you guys show
your appreciation? Do you buy out every copy at the newsstand? Do you drop me
a letter to tell me that you like and appreciate our efforts?
No. The only time I hear from you is when you've got some petty complaint. Like
the letter I got from Ebenezer H. of Iowa.
Dear Ebenezer, who didn't even have the balls to sign his last name, wrote in
to complain that Stag doesn't have enough stories about Iowa. Well hot shit, how
about that? Stag's editors are only as good as our readers and if there is something
in Iowa that we should know about, it's your job to tell us. Our publisher, except
for rare trips, keeps us chained here in the Apple and if you don't tell us what's
hot and what's happening in your home town, we're not going to be able to cover
it.
Instead, we have to spend mornings like the one I've. just gone through. Looking
to bring you the hottest, brightest centerfold for the February issue, I put out
an open call for models. For three and a half hours I had to sit behind my desk
while a stream of smelly skanks sashayed their snatches before me. Each slut was
worse than the one before her and when my office finally took on the stench of
poached shark, I threw all the others out of the reception area. Neither I, nor
my room deodorizer, could take any more.
You guys might think I have a dream job, but if you'd spend just one day seeing
the scuzz that slithers through here, you'd know that it is anything but fun.
But just because the open call only produced sleazoids doesn't mean we at Stag
didn't break our balls to find just the right girls for our gala centerfold spread.
This month, starting on page 43, we have one of the sexiest, wildest centerfolds
to ever appear in a men's magazine.
And starting on page 67, you'll find the latest exploits of Stag's Angels. Those
of you who were with us last month know who the Angels are. They are Stag's Sex
Squad. A trio of gorgeous women who will go any-
where and do anything to investigate the sexual underside of America.
This month, they got a tip about a guy in Santa Fe who had two cocks. I talked
to the guy, and not only did he claim to have double dongs, he also said that
he was the owner of the most lavish spread in the state. He said that he was the
owner of a ranch packed with females who lived for his commands. That sounded
like something you guys would want to know about and I sent Angels Mac and Mandy
out to investigate. When you read their report, you'll weep. And well you should.
Our Angels have devilish ways.
Like so many of you out there, that rancher in New Mexico was having fun with
us. He was toying with Stag. And that, frankly, is what has me so pissed off.
We're not in this for the money. The men and women at Stag are dedicated to a
lifestyle. That lifestyle, in a word, can be described as fun. Sex is fun and
we try to deliver that message with each issue.
But I'll tell you something. We can't do it without your support. We need you
to buy the magazine every month. We need you to write us, call us and tell us
what's happening in this great nation of ours. Stag can only be as good as the
intentions of its readers.
And that, my friends, is the truth.
