4 BACKSTAGE AT STAG 6 NORA
Her horny advice to the fuck-lorn
11 THE STAG RAG
America's Nookie Newspaper by Dan Gutman
16 Jill Monroe
Our resident nymphomaniac
18 LUCE LIPS LUCILLE
Hot gossip in the world of sex
20 WE WANT YOU TO EAT US!
Article by Stag's Angel, Mandy
26 THE STAG CONTEST
Win a date with the Angels!
29 VAL
A Valentine's Day present for you!
36 THE STAG INTERVIEW: FREd LinCOLN
Article by Colette Connor
40 YOUR OWN FUCK FLICK FLIP BOOK!
45 CENTERFOLD GIRL
Cathy gets high on herself
52 THE STAG GAGS
54 CANDYLIPS
by Anton Roberts
59 STAG PARTIES AT A HOT LEGS PARTY!
Article by Dan Gutman
65 BORN AGAIN PORN!
Straight Mags Become Raunch Rags
75 J.R.'S GIRLS
Dorking in Dallas
94 SNEAK PREVIEW
X-rated reviews by Richard Milner
EDITORIAL NOTE
Dear Mom,
I have something to tell you. You'd better sit down.
Remember when I moved out of the house and went to New York? Remember when I told
you I was looking for a job on a magazine? Remember when I landed the job, enjoyed
it so much, and was moving up the company ladder? Well, I lied about one thing.
The magazine I was working for was NOT U.S. News and World Report.
I really didn't want to lie to you, mom, but I didn't know if you could handle
the truth. Now you have to know the truth, because I was just made the editor...
of Stag Magazine.
Now mom, put those pills away. I've seen you manage in situations a lot worse
than this one. I know it's a "girlie" magazine. I know it's immoral.
I know it's disgusting, perverted smut. But it's the best damned disgusting perverted
smut on the newsstand.
In fact, mom, I'm so proud of my first issue, I think even you will get off on
it. Remember when I was a kid and you used to make me flip books with stick figures
that seemed to really move when you flipped it like a deck of cards? Well, I took
that idea and gave our readers a flip book featuring one of porn's hottest new
stars fucking her brains out! Thanks for the great idea, mom.
And if you don't like that, try this—you saw The French Connection, right?
Remember the chase scene? Well, we have an interview with the film's stunt car
driver, FrEd Lincoln. Not only is Fred a great driver, but he is also a great
sex filmmaker and he lives with a beautiful porn starlet, Tiffany Clark. Terrific,
right mom?
And that's only the start. We also have our Stag Angels (very nice girls, I assure
you) romping around a nudist colony in California. And we made up some phony magazine
covers of rags that are even sleazier than Stag, if that's possible. And the Senior
Managing Editor, Richard, and I spent a night at New York's Electric Circus disco
judging a contest where a bunch of amateurs got up on stage and stripped. I'm
kind of a big shot now, so if you want some extra copies of my picture to send
to the relatives, I can get them for free.
I know how you feel. After all the years you worked and slaved to put me through
school, I turned out to be a smut peddler. Mom, please believe me, all that schooling
wasn't wasted. I've even learned more working here at Stag. I learned that "hard-on"
is not spelled "hardon." I learned when to use "come" and
wiwn to use "cum." I learned that the plural of "dildo" is
"dildos," not "dildoes." So I'm putting my schooling to good,
practical use.
Mom, I want you to know that even though I'm an executive now, I'm still your
sweet and innocent little boy. I won't give in to the temptations I see every
day. I won't become some drooling maniac whose whole life is dominated by sex.
I'm too busy for that anyway. And right now I have to go because I have a meeting
with someone under my desk.
Love, Dan The Editor
