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EDITOR DISS
CHI CHI LA RUE
I WANT TO TELL YOU...
...that the recent Chi Chi La Rue party in North Hollywood was anything
but an old cliche. It made The Saint in New York look like a tea party.
Everyone you can think of in the porn industry was there. How did I get
invited? Who said I was? Maybe I crashed. Just the same, Chi Chi must
have liked the reviews I gave her flicks (even though they haven't sent
us any recently!!) since she didn't throw my ass out.
The highlight of the party was Derek Cruise in person. To him, I
probably looked like any other dirty old man. But to me, he was tight,
stocky, gorgeous. Showed a mean basket in cut-off Levis... and that ass
strutted all over Performance Lab Video's Studios. Lots to eat and lots
to drink and lots to look at. I was surprised about all the drag, but
then, Chi Chi La Rue is not famous for her abs.
The music was prerecorded and played back on a kick ass Macintosh sound
system. (The receiver alone is around seven grand!) The choices were
incredible because the entire party was a huge disco with hundreds of
people. The video companies were well represented. People from MAC,
Action Brothers, Palamino, Falcon, Jocks, Mustang, Champions, Studio
2000, A+ Studios, Vivid, HIS, Huge and the list goes on. I recognized
many couples. The couples were older men with models, aside from the
few typical "just me" twosomes to show up to see who was there.
An interesting part of the evening was the way the models were
introduced to us. We would look at a model and know exactly who it was,
but heard a different name. That was because all of these models have
real names and stage names. I pinched a few butts and said "hello."
Porn stars in person with their clothes on is a funny situation.
In sUmmation, this party was like a scene out of a Weekend at Bernies.
And I felt (and looked) like Bernie when it was over.
—Chuck Edwards, Editor
