FEATURES
82 Cover Girl Jaime Pressly
TV's hottest new hard body hits the beach and anybody else foolish enough to get in her way.
90 The World of Stupid
Population (at least) one million and counting. Hilarious tales from the front
line of dumb.
96 When Nature's a Mother
Tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, frogs, Dover sole and 15 other ways the weather
can spank your five-day forecast.
104 Hu's the Boss
Martial Law's Kelly Hu takes off her black belt for Stuff. Guess what happens
to her pants.
110 The Hike from Hell
Warren Macdonald was trapped under a boulder in a rising riverbed waiting for
something to happen: death or a miraculous rescue.
116 Rule Any Bar
Score free drinks. Spill out 100-proof pickup lines. Crack sidesplitting jokes.
Rack up big points at any bar game. Our potent cocktail of bar knowledge will
make you the Prince of Pubs.
124 The A to Z of Kinky Sex
From Altoids to Zippers—just follow our sexperts' advice to the letter and
you'll unleash the animal in your girlfriend.
132 When Empires Attack
Which is the greatest civilization of all time? Greeks, Romans, Vikings, Canadians
and others glove up for the war to end all wars.
134 You're Rotten to the Core
Our man flushes some things out of his system—like the metric ton of bacon
burgers he ate in high school.
DEPARTMENTS
18 Your Letters
Input from the people who matter most—other than the advertisers.
24 True Lies
Guy walks into a Chinese take-out with a dead cat under his arm...
28 Blitz!
Meet Bond—Jane Bond. Plus, the beer-filled La-Z-Boy, the ghoultide Christmas
guide and Betty Rubble.
52 Pop Culture
Andy Kaufman: genius or gigantic nut job? Plus, America's shortest and sharpest
reviews of the new flicks, TV shows, games and tunes.
70 Smart Bombs
How to win matches and influence refs, plow like a porn star and explode monster
roaches.
80 Greatest American Hero
A 21-gun salute to a four-star hard-ass—General George S. Patton.
174 Where to Buy
The page that tells you where to get this month's great gear.
176 Is She Really Goin' Out With Him?
Mili Avital and David Schwimmer. How can they be friends?
