FEATURES
86 Amanda Marcum
Oil? Filthy. Grain? Boring. Footbal.: Out of season. Stuff strikes gold with Oklahoma's
hottest new commodity.
92 "Kill the Ump!"
The worst freakin' calls in sports history—and detailed maps to where the
deaf, dumb and blind officials who blew them live.
Lucy Flawless
Xena sheds her sheepskin to revea a stronger, buffer, sexier Lucy.
106 "A Shark Took My Legs!" Neal Stephenson was attacked by a shark—twice. Were we the only ones paying
attention during Jaws?
110 50 Great Guy Moments
Man golfs on the moon, Phoebe Cates leaves the pool and 48 more instances that
make us smile.
118 Eureka! S=ex2
The world's top nerds can get you laid! Our sex editor ransacks the science labs
and uncovers the secret formulas for incredible sex. Bring your pipette.
126 This Bum for Hire
Need a job? Stuff's commando tactics help you ace any interview.
134 Heavy on the Metal
If we don't say that Slipknot kicks ass, they'll take our firstborn. Meet "America's
Most Repulsive Band."
136 Is It Art—or Just Garbage?
Goldfish in a blender. Cadavers with party hats. Stuff appraises the
work of the most "misunderstood" artists of all time.
144 Tamala Jones
This actress is the sassiest woman in showbiz—and she's got one helluva
right hook.
DEPARTMENTS
20 Letters
You write letters, we mock you. Will the circle of abuse never end?
24 True Lies
Believe everything you read.
26 Blitz!
Beer ice cream, Mankind's etiquette guide, the town of Teats, Oregon, celebrities
behaving badly. God Almighty: the action figure. Marcia Brady and much more. Some
assembly required.
52 Pop Culture
11 pages of new movies, music. video games and TV.
70 Smart Bombs
Avoid assassination, shrink hUmma-porn-star">Umar heads, snag a game ball, lose that loser tattoo
and tell what she's like in the sack just by eyeballing her.
30 Greatest American Hero
The not-so-jolly green giant.
82 The Powder Room
We infiltrate the enemy's camp. Four girls come clean about their sexcellent escapades
in the sack.
183 Where to Buy
You saw it, you want it—go git it.
184 You Go, Girl! Charlize Theron gets competitive.
