FEATURES
72 Krista Allen
Start drowning—here comes Baywatch Hawaii's megavixen.
80 Gadget Frenzy
If you don't sample these new megawatt, megacool gizmos, you might as well be
Amish.
92 Welcome to Dumpsville
Your relationship is DOA. Whether you dropped her or she dropped you, we'll talk
you through it.
98 Head Swap, Anyone?
Dr. Robert White has already successfully removed the head of one monkey and
attached it to the neck of another. Now he'd like to try the first hUmma-porn-star">Uman head
transplant.
104 Alice Dodd
Unfortunately, our probing intervien with the hot model is surrounded by distracting
shots of her in skimpy bikinis. Try to concentrate.
110 Know Your Nuts
If you cut your balls off now, it'll adc about 13 years to your life. Here's a
sackful of startling facts about the silent partners behind the Big Man.
116 Jessica Riddle
Hot off her debut CD, Key of A Minor, the zo-year-old singer takes on Britney,
Christina anc lots of young male wrestlers.
120 20 Worst Sports Screwups
Here's to the losers who score in toe wrong end zone, run out the clock when they're
behind and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
128 Turn Good Girls Bad
Inside every nice, sweet girl is a naughty nymphette waiting to turn your bedroom
into a baaaaad room. Here's how to let loose the hellcat.
DEPARTMENTS
18 Letters
We always hurt the ones we love.
22 True lies
Peanuts from hell, disfiguring hickeys and a real jerkoff.
26 Blitz! Luther Campbell's strip-club guide. a backyard rocket ship, celebrity rogues,
a portable dungeon and the lovely Phoebe Cates. Batteries sold separately.
50 Hype!
Nine pages of hot new movies, music, video games and TV shows, covering everything
from Radiohead to chimps in cinema.
64 The Powder Room
Want to turn a gal pal into a boink buddy? Four women tell you how.
68 Greatest American Hero
Forget Andy Kaufman—Bill Hicks couldn't even stand himself.
164 Smart Bombs
A Halloween survival guide.
175 Where to Buy
Places your cash can run free.
176 You Go, Girl!
What's tight with Britney Spears.
