FEATURES
80 The NFL's King George
Tennessee Titan Eddie George explains how he'll run away with a Super Bowl trophy
and—for the party after—reveals his patented hangover cure.
86 Heat Wave at Polar Parties
Grab Old Man Winter by the snowballs and have an arctic blas. around the world.
Bring mittens and Eddie George's hangover cure.
100 Cover Girl: Tori Spelling Beverly Hills, 90210's prime-time virgin has ditched the zip code— not to
mention her dress code—foa new life in racy indie films and electric panties.
Somewhere,
Aaron is crying.
108 Stealth Racers
Jump in the death seat with kids in tricked-out Hondas as they play a game of
cat and mouse with
the cops—and blow the doors off American muscle cars.
114 Become Prankenstein
Terrorize foes, friends and small, defenseless cats with these amazing practical
jokes. Tested in Stuff's labs!
122 Fresh-Squeezed Vitamin C
The orange-haired pop tart starts brawls at ball games, threatens to kick Spice
Girl ass and gets JohTesh in her crosshairs. But don't be afraid. She's just a
nutrient.
128 Lies Worth Telling
"Lincoln was gay"—and other R• - tell whoppers that will
guarantee you happiness for the rest of your life. It's true—really.
130 Punky Gets Funky
Soleil Moon Frye says, "I like to slap that ass." She's not the girl
you grew up with anymore. See for yourself.
DEPARTMENTS
20 Letters
Stop sending them postage due!
24 True Lies
"We were totally sauced, and I thought it would be fun to mess around with
the pelicans..."
26 Blitz!
Drive-through strip clubs, malt liquors, room service from Slash, celebrity phobias,
Bosom Buddy Donna Dixon and other highly inflated Titanic objects.
50 Hype! Michelle Yeoh, the Wu-Tang Clan, Fatboy Slim, Marilyn Manson and a hit man all
gang up to entertain you, on-screen or on CD.
72 Our Hero: Gorilla Monsoon
The legendary pro wrestler twirler Ali like a cheap baton, but he was 400 pounds
of pure pussycat.
74 The Powder Room
The lovely, lanky—oh, who are we kidding—busty ladies of Howard Stern's
Son of the Beach talk about (what else?) sex on the beach.
172 Smart Bombs
How to survive the holidays (and the electric chair), play Santa and shake hands
with the pope.
