FEATURES
54 Watch Your Step
A look at the nastiest booby traps ever and —ahhhhh, my leg!
60 Cover Girl: Mile Kunis
The raven-haired Temptress on That '7os Show says that what she really wants is
you. No, really. She does.
66 The State of You
Forget that fancy new NordicTrack. Save your cash for a burial plot (maybe a spot
near a river?)— because you're dying right novk
10 Sex by the Light Of the Copy Machine
"Take a memo...and my manhood." Delight in the results of our massive
office-sex survey. And consider this your incentive program (you've been slacking
in this department).
18 The Stuff Super Bowl Blowout Special!
Our comprehensive guide to the bowls past and present that can only be described
as super.
80 The Miracle Hunters
Spotted a Cocoa Puff in the shape of Saint Peter? Don't eat it. Instead, call
the real men in black—the Vatican detectives!
86 Bless This Tess
Senorita Tessie Santiago swings swords, wields whips and scares the hell out of us.
90 The 100 Most Dangerous Men Bill Gates, Usama bin Laden, Sting... Stuff puts the finger on them. Then pulls
it back, before it's bitten off.
98 A Peeled Kiwi
Girlfriends everywhere take note: Actress Kylie Bax loves hanging out in bars
and watching sports. On weekends, no less!
DEPARTMENTS
12 Letters
And they ain't all from prisoners!
14 True Lies
Tollbooth tandems, impolite bikers and a depraved gynecblogist.
16 Blitz!
Clown porn, pleasantly scented underwear, Ted Nugent's etiquette tips and classic
sports moments. And meet Pinky, the Stuff mascot.
34 Hype!
Play our rock-star board game and rack up the groupies. Plus: reviews of CDs,
movies, games and hair gels.
48 Great American Hero: Rodney Dangerfield
"My parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
50 The Powder Room
Three women swap secrets about fetishes and kinky sex. We hid under the couch
and wrote it all down.
134 Smart Bombs
The word on the street: potted meat. How to spot rabies. And how you, too, can
date a stripper.
143 Where to Buy
Because investing is for losers.
144 Special Happy New Year Page
INSTANT COOL
106 Prep School
Toss your velvet pants—khakis and button-downs are back.
112 Fashion News
Boots, shirts, cologne and more.
116 Jackets
Wrap yourself in some leather.
118 Champagnes
Better than your usual twist-offs.
120 Geezer Chic
Senior citizens show you youngsters how to dress.
128 TVs
Finally, you get the big picture.
130 Sleds
You'll be heading downhill fast.
132 Road Scholar
Testing the Mercedes CLK55.
